Desiree Burch

All history happens on one day, one day a year. We get it all sorted out. Everyone's signing away.

All history happens on one day, one day a year. We get it all sorted out. Everyone's signing away.

Oh, my God. That's all I've ever wanted to hear in my life, Michelle. Thank you. Continue.

Oh, my God. That's all I've ever wanted to hear in my life, Michelle. Thank you. Continue.

Amazing. Good. Good. I'm actually going to not have to pay for this one.

Amazing. Good. Good. I'm actually going to not have to pay for this one.

I worship that as well.

I worship that as well.

If you're going to try to do miracles, I would start on water first. I'd be practicing that. Yeah. Start on loaves.

If you're going to try to do miracles, I would start on water first. I'd be practicing that. Yeah. Start on loaves.

I mean, if you hadn't told me that, if he just showed up on her door, I was like, ah, Jehovah's Witnesses, pretend you're not home. But they definitely never claimed to be Jesus.

I mean, if you hadn't told me that, if he just showed up on her door, I was like, ah, Jehovah's Witnesses, pretend you're not home. But they definitely never claimed to be Jesus.

Also, we've all seen, well, I guess he didn't have the benefit of seeing Indiana Jones. But, you know, you got to come as a carpenter. Jesus isn't coming out in his Elvis gear, like with a full Vegas gold on, just being like, oh, I'm just a humble Lord and Savior right at your doorstep. No, he's all like, oh, yeah, hey, I'm just a guy with a beard. Do you want me to fix that shelf?

Also, we've all seen, well, I guess he didn't have the benefit of seeing Indiana Jones. But, you know, you got to come as a carpenter. Jesus isn't coming out in his Elvis gear, like with a full Vegas gold on, just being like, oh, I'm just a humble Lord and Savior right at your doorstep. No, he's all like, oh, yeah, hey, I'm just a guy with a beard. Do you want me to fix that shelf?

Also, have you heard about my dad, God?

Also, have you heard about my dad, God?

Oh, she joins a cult! She does.

Oh, she joins a cult! She does.

We all choose toxic people there.

We all choose toxic people there.