Desiree Burch

Amazing. Good. Good. I'm actually going to not have to pay for this one.

Amazing. Good. Good. I'm actually going to not have to pay for this one.

I worship that as well.

I worship that as well.

If you're going to try to do miracles, I would start on water first. I'd be practicing that. Yeah. Start on loaves.

If you're going to try to do miracles, I would start on water first. I'd be practicing that. Yeah. Start on loaves.

I mean, if you hadn't told me that, if he just showed up on her door, I was like, ah, Jehovah's Witnesses, pretend you're not home. But they definitely never claimed to be Jesus.

I mean, if you hadn't told me that, if he just showed up on her door, I was like, ah, Jehovah's Witnesses, pretend you're not home. But they definitely never claimed to be Jesus.

Also, we've all seen, well, I guess he didn't have the benefit of seeing Indiana Jones. But, you know, you got to come as a carpenter. Jesus isn't coming out in his Elvis gear, like with a full Vegas gold on, just being like, oh, I'm just a humble Lord and Savior right at your doorstep. No, he's all like, oh, yeah, hey, I'm just a guy with a beard. Do you want me to fix that shelf?

Also, we've all seen, well, I guess he didn't have the benefit of seeing Indiana Jones. But, you know, you got to come as a carpenter. Jesus isn't coming out in his Elvis gear, like with a full Vegas gold on, just being like, oh, I'm just a humble Lord and Savior right at your doorstep. No, he's all like, oh, yeah, hey, I'm just a guy with a beard. Do you want me to fix that shelf?

Also, have you heard about my dad, God?

Also, have you heard about my dad, God?

Oh, she joins a cult! She does.

Oh, she joins a cult! She does.

We all choose toxic people there.

We all choose toxic people there.

Like all she's known are red flags her whole life. All right. I bring the up like a relationship expert would look at this and be like it. You know, it was bad from the beginning in her upbringing. And then she met John, who would prepare the way the toxic relationship for this guy, Matthias, who beats her and she stay. Oh, wow. I love this and I hate this.

Like all she's known are red flags her whole life. All right. I bring the up like a relationship expert would look at this and be like it. You know, it was bad from the beginning in her upbringing. And then she met John, who would prepare the way the toxic relationship for this guy, Matthias, who beats her and she stay. Oh, wow. I love this and I hate this.

They didn't teach us this in kindergarten when we were drawing her a picture on a piece of worksheet and coloring it in. They were just like, ain't I a woman? She's a feminist.

They didn't teach us this in kindergarten when we were drawing her a picture on a piece of worksheet and coloring it in. They were just like, ain't I a woman? She's a feminist.