Dick Powell (Richard Diamond)

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484 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 13 Apr

Dick Powell (Richard Diamond)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Oh, my exercise bicycle.

That's my... There's my rowing board.

Oh, be quiet.

Stop walking.

Oh, this is ridiculous.

So the Diamond Detective Agency sat in the stuffy closet... ...listening to the sound of the desk being pulled over and jammed against the door.

Not having anything better to do except call myself names, I rode.

On my fifth lap around the world, I gave birth to a brainchild... ...and began applying the art of leverage against the blockaded door...

using both legs and the flat of my back.

Result?

A charley horse.

On the third lap following, I came up with something more substantial.

A heavy barbell.

Four smashes and three torn ligaments later, the thin door collapsed over the desk blocking it.

I picked my way over the debris, trying to focus my eyes to the light.

By instinct, more than sight, I found the phone.

But as I reached to pick it up, I suddenly realized I was shaking hands with someone.

Oh, this is getting ridiculous.

All my clients waving guns at me.

Oh, well, you're a small one.

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