Richard Diamond, Private Detective: The John Blackwell Case 12/17/1949
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Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
29 min
10 speakers
8 chapters
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What is the premise of the John Blackwell case?
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Here's Dick Powell as Richard Diamond, private detective.
Is this the Diamond Detective Agency?
Yeah.
Down, up, round and down.
Mr. Diamond, I presume? Yes, and maybe no. Down, up, round and round. I don't understand you. Yes, I'm Diamond, and you're not presuming on me, not if you're a client. Oh, no, that's not what I mean. What is that object you're playing with? This? This is a yo-yo. You make it go down, up, round and down. See? Yes, yes. But I came in on business, Mr. Diamond. I want to hire you. Just drop it like this.
Down, up. As a detective.
Oh. Well, a hundred a day in expenses, and I'd throw in the yo-yo lessons free. Give me that, Mr. Diamond. Are you in any business? Do you have the hundred a day?
Who is the mysterious client seeking Richard Diamond's help?
I do. I am. That's fine. Your name? Oh, I can't tell you that. Goodbye. Will you kindly put that thing away? I have a terrible head. Oh, I don't know. It's not so bad. Carve it yourself. Why, you insufferable... Now, wait a minute. Until we've had a formal introduction, the word insufferable is your ticket for a new set of dentures. Now, why don't we get formal and save your gums that lonely feeling? I told you my name is not important. That I believe. Well, let's kick it around anyway.
Is that necessary?
Look, look, you said you wanted to hire me. So either tell me your name or what you wanted me to do, or let me get back to my practicing.
I should find another detective, but you came highly recommended, so all right.
You can call me Johns. Other wife? What? Forget it. Initials on your briefcase. Read J.B. Oh, oh, that. It's one I borrowed.
So, now that I've conquered your coyness, what's the pitch?
What unusual request does the client make regarding murder?
Pitch? Oh, oh, you mean my assignment. Oh, it's very simple. But first, I must insist that no word of this conversation leaves your office.
So far, no one would believe it anyhow. But my ethics are in good order, Mr. Johns. Good, good. This must be kept very secret. Shall I pull down the blinds and stuff the keyhole? Oh, that shan't be necessary, thank you. Your secret is... Murder, Mr. Diamond. Oh, I just knew you were going to say that.
Where's the corpse? The corpse? Oh, that's what I came to you for. I want to have professional advice on every angle before I kill. Now, you've had police experience.
Unless my hearing aids on the blink, you're saying you want to commit a murder. Not want.
I'm going to.
This evening.
Oh. What do you want me for? The victim? Oh, I have the victim, the opportunity, method, and the man to handle the details. However, I want to be sure that I'm not tripped up by my lack of foresight to police procedures. Oh, sure, sure, sure, yeah.
Who are you calling? The police, but you'll probably get sent the bell, too. Mr. Diamond, your ethics!
How does Richard Diamond respond to the client's murder plot?
Ethics about concealing or helping a murder are free passage to sing things. The phone! Put it down, quickly! Oh, my. Isn't that shiny? A real gun. Those things are illegal, you know. Must you shake it so much? Oh, sorry. I'm a little nervous. Oh, well, you're nervous.
Hey, quiet, quiet. I'm thinking. This visit has obviously been an error. Perhaps not a fatal one. Let's see.
I have it. Into the closet. What? With my bicycle? It'll be too crowded. Your bicycle? Oh, my exercise bicycle. That's my... There's my rowing board. Oh, be quiet. Stop walking. Oh, this is ridiculous.
Now, open that door. Oh, okay. Now that bicycle, it has a seat?
What challenges does Diamond face while investigating?
Well, yes. Sit on it.
So the Diamond Detective Agency sat in the stuffy closet... ...listening to the sound of the desk being pulled over and jammed against the door. Not having anything better to do except call myself names, I rode. On my fifth lap around the world, I gave birth to a brainchild... ...and began applying the art of leverage against the blockaded door... using both legs and the flat of my back. Result? A charley horse. On the third lap following, I came up with something more substantial. A heavy barbell.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the John Blackwell case?
0:00–1:32
2
Who is the mysterious client seeking Richard Diamond's help?
1:32–2:19
3
What unusual request does the client make regarding murder?
2:19–3:16
4
How does Richard Diamond respond to the client's murder plot?
3:16–3:56
5
What challenges does Diamond face while investigating?
3:56–5:19
6
Who are the key characters introduced in the Blackwell case?
5:19–6:20
7
What unexpected twists occur during the investigation?
6:20–7:25
8
How does the case conclude for Richard Diamond?
7:25–29:37
Speakers
10 identifiedMore from Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
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