Digital Jake

Now it's kind of a disappointment, but, you know.

Yeah, you're hoping for a different word there.

But it is time for our Hero of the Week, and today's hero is a 19-year-old girl in Scotland who says her life has been an absolute living hell for the past few years, and it's all thanks to her stupid name, which just happens to be Taylor Swift.

Oh, God.

Oh, great.

She was actually born Taylor Swift.

And now wherever she goes, no matter who she meets, everybody thinks it's some sort of weird Joker scam.

She's crazy.

Like, wow, you changed your name.

I mean, that is hard.

Listen to how bad it is for her.

Taxi drivers, bar bouncers, even the officials at the airport don't believe it's her real ID.

They think she's pranking.

Dude, honestly, like, she probably gets, like, reservations canceled and stuff like that.

I was going to say, obviously, she probably gets the best reservations anywhere.

No one would believe that Taylor Swift would use her.

No one buys it.

She has to carry her passport everywhere to prove that she's not just pretending to be the singer.

She also struggles to find work because employers see the name Taylor Swift on her resume and instantly think it's a fake application.

She's even been banned from using her own name on social media.