Digital Jake

She tried to put it in Facebook and they came back with a cease and desist saying you're trying to copy Taylor Swift.

Can you imagine if her parents had the wherewithal to have purchased taylorswift.com when she was born?

She would have been set for life.

For sure.

No, they didn't think about that.

The funny thing is, even after she sent her birth documents to Facebook, they still wouldn't allow her to use Taylor Swift because she said they're still imitating a celebrity.

But she gets on Facebook and her first post is like, in a relationship with Travis Kelsey.

No, it's not the real.

I swear it's another guy named Travis.

I mean, maybe she shouldn't use a profile pic of her playing a guitar.

Just an idea.

Could you imagine how hard it must be for her on the dating apps?

Oh.

You see a profile that says Taylor Swift.

Yeah, you're only getting the real dummies But despite all the problems her name causes Scottish Taylor Swift says she still loves it and she's actually a fan of the real Taylor Swift okay, and her dream is to go to one of Taylor's concerts with a sign that says we have the same name and

Oh, that's great.

Not quite clever sign, but sure.

Yeah.

This is why Scottish Taylor Swift is our hero of the week.

Just imagine how miserable Scottish Digital Jake must feel, knowing he'll never compare to the real Digital Jake that we have in the studio.