Digital Jake
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Podcast Appearances
OK.
OK.
OK.
Hold on.
Out in the parking lot, she lurks, ducking between cars, reapplying her blueberry lip balm, watching, waiting for her moment to run up and strike.
Her name is Trisha.
She is the notorious Southside surprise smoocher.
Now, to be fair, it was her second kiss of the night with Gino, and she was just trying to be cute and flirty about it.
The sneak kiss may have scared him away to the point where he's avoiding her now.
Okay, let's call Gino and try and get some answers from him.
Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding.
Getting his nose reconstructed after you shattered it into little pieces.
So maybe he's just trying to get himself pretty again for you.
Let's see what he has to say.
Here we go.
Hello?
Hey, is this Gino?
No?
We're... That would have been awful.
We're a radio show, man.