Digital Jake

Now give me my moonshine and my glasses.

We don't know that.

Yeah, that's true.

That's what gave it away.

Normally, very, very polite with your lies, but occasionally your brain will tell you it's okay to lie about something totally ridiculous.

Which is why a new survey asked people to share the dumbest lies that they've ever actually said to someone before.

And the responses were hilarious.

We're going to read the best coming up right after this.

Have you ever seen the eight hour long TikTok series?

Who the F did I marry?

It's a big commitment.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

No, it's a compilation of 52 TikTok videos by a woman named Risa Tisa.

And it got big not that long ago, but people are still discovering it daily now.

Yeah, she tells about him being a pathological liar and how she ended up divorcing him.

We're not going to go into the whole thing, but basically, Risa's ex-husband told a bunch of really, really stupid lies.

Oh, like crazy?

Like saying he was a former professional arena football player and the vice president of a famous condiment company.

While those lies are pretty bad, are they the dumbest ever?

Hmm.