Digital Jake

I just didn't have a better idea.

Yeah.

It's good if you're going to lie.

Like, make it a lie that makes you look bad.

Another person said, when I was 19, I used to fake a French accent to try and buy beer at the grocery store.

I thought it would make people think I'm older and more refined.

It did work one time.

Can you say that on air?

What are you, four years old?

You know what?

Have a Bud Light.

The next one says, I once convinced my entire school that I physically couldn't say the word evil.

I would pronounce it e-vile.

Sadly, this went on for almost two years.

Whoa.

And everybody would try to teach me the proper way to pronounce it, and I just couldn't get it right.

Keep going with this this person wrote I had to wear an eye patch one summer back when I was 18 That's hard one day my little cousin saw it and asked what was underneath the patch and I told them a tiny hand He cried for two hours I'm sorry.

I could see Brooke doing a date night with her husband.

Like, you know what?

Let's go have dinner and lie to a bunch of kids.