Digital Jake

So he's now facing charges for an act disruptive to operations.

And shocker, cops also found he never actually bought a ticket.

So he boarded illegally as well, which is something that they tacked on that infraction to it too.

This next laser story is out of Japan.

An aquarium closed for renovation last month.

Around the same time, their giant sunfish had become unwell.

The nine-foot-long fish refused to eat and would rub its belly up against the glass.

Marine biologists were doing everything they could to try and fix what they thought was a digestive problem.

That is until one staff member suggested, maybe it's just lonely because it misses the visitors.

Scientists thought there was a 99% chance that was not the case.

But they would test the theory just to see.

They printed out life-size pictures of people and taped them up against the tank windows.

And by the next day, the sunfish was totally happy again.

He's like...

he just wants attention it turns out the one staffer was right the giant sunfish was just lonely and aquarium workers have been changing out the people's photos daily and taking turns going to hang out with the sunfish they spend at least a couple hours each day waving and smiling time totally well spent not a whole show for it is the sunfish the labrador retriever of the seas

And this isn't the first time an aquarium's had to cheer up lonely fish either.

During the 2020 COVID lockdown, Tokyo's Sumida Aquarium asked for volunteers to FaceTime with its 300 spotted garden eels, who'd become shy without people around, making it hard for the staff to check up on them.

This next laser story is out of the pharmacy files.

Walgreens just came to a big realization.

When you lock stuff up in a store, you don't sell as many of them.