Dino from the DKC
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Podcast Appearances
Keep pinging the cops.
Fuck all to be exact.
So as one does, took it upon myself to sort myself out.
Just listening to, ah, Trent said a talkback.
About dads that have fainted while the missus has given birth.
Well, I didn't faint, but, fuck, I wish I had have.
I'll set the scene.
Now during labour, all these doctors and nurses, there's a couple of them kept on bringing me different bits of food and cups of teas and fucking coffees and orange juices and stuff and looking after me real well.
Anyway, I was hooking into this meal
And she's looked over at, Mrs. has looked over at me, and the top of her voice she said, if I turn around one more time and see you eating, cunt, we're fucking done.
Turned around on my chair, faced the wall and continued eating.
I thought, fuck me.
That was a time, yeah, I wish I had a fucking phone.
Anyway, boys, don't fuck dogs, don't digit dogs.
Don't put your legs above your fucking head.