Dino from the DKC
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Keep pinging the cops.
Fuck all to be exact.
So as one does, took it upon myself to sort myself out.
Just listening to, ah, Trent said a talkback.
About dads that have fainted while the missus has given birth.
Well, I didn't faint, but, fuck, I wish I had have.
I'll set the scene.
Now during labour, all these doctors and nurses, there's a couple of them kept on bringing me different bits of food and cups of teas and fucking coffees and orange juices and stuff and looking after me real well.
Anyway, I was hooking into this meal
And she's looked over at, Mrs. has looked over at me, and the top of her voice she said, if I turn around one more time and see you eating, cunt, we're fucking done.
Turned around on my chair, faced the wall and continued eating.
I thought, fuck me.
That was a time, yeah, I wish I had a fucking phone.
Anyway, boys, don't fuck dogs, don't digit dogs.
Don't put your legs above your fucking head.