Ep. 548 - Trendsetter Talkback
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What wild stories are shared about nipple theft?
Trendsetters, we get to do some pretty cool shit here at Alpha Blokes, and without these guys, we wouldn't be able to do it. So listen up. Better beer. Get around some God's nectar in any good bottle shop today. CTC, the arseless hat salesman, and the whole team at CTC have the best range of hats in Australia. So go get around them. SP Tools, the official tool of the Trendsetter, with everything you need to keep your car guy busy. Papa Macros, keeping us all on track at Alpha HQ. Use the code ALPHA for $30 off your first order or ALPHA10 for 10% off reoccurring orders. Port West, if you want to be safe and still look trendy, go and get around Port West. Built tough, just like this community. And Ned's the book of your choice at Alpha Blokes HQ.
Stay Nedly. I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologise... To absolutely nobody.
How do fainting incidents occur in unexpected situations?
The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Did ya?
I need a shit man. Die boy.
Sneaky little rascal.
Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the cops.
Trent had a Thursday. Welcome back to another episode of the Earth Blokes Podcast. We are here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete head noise one laugh at a time. That's what we do, Pooh. That's what we do. That is. And if you're having a bit of beer, enjoy it.
What humorous anecdotes arise from shower mishaps?
Yeah. A jug, a can, a win, and a tin. The athlete's choice, Pooh. And if you're not an athlete, it doesn't matter. Yeah, you're still allowed to drink better beer if you're not an athlete. There's no rules saying no non-athletes. I just wanted to confirm that. Yeah. In case all of you people have been sitting on the fence going, well, fuck, I'm not an athlete. I can't have it. I can't have it. Well, you can. You're allowed. Yep. Which is great.
What are the challenges faced by gut truckers?
You're also allowed to get a CTC hat. And where you get them is the countrycompanies.com. Yep. And you can make your own at countrytruckercaps.com. It's super easy. And if you hate paying full price for stuff, which we all do, use the code ALPHABLOKES. That's right. Get onto the Chow Knuckler. Yep. Knuckle Chow Ming. And he'll get you sorted. Yep. Let's hear it for him anyway. Strap in, it's time again for Knuckles' proper triage.
Boys, fuck, it's cold here in New Zealand.
How do apprentices handle tough jobs in the field?
Fucking Knuckles here calling his property in. Holy fucking guacamole. It is cold as fucking cold here. It is colder than the toe, Joe. Fucking, the Monte's got nothing on this joint. There's fucking ice on the bottom. There's everywhere. Anyway, she's early in the morning, but fucking setters are the trend of New Zealand. Holy fucking hell. Mate, the Kiwis have come out in force. I've seen about 300 Alpha Blokes supporters this morning, and we're just Mystery Creek Field Days boys over here. You're going to have to come, fellas. You're going to have to do a trip over New Zealand. That's me property because, holy Christ, Tommy Poo, they fucking love you over here. And they're just everywhere.
What lessons are learned from workplace pranks and mishaps?
So shout out to all the Kiwi supporters. And, yeah, we're in the rural marquee down here. It's not a few hats, but fucking pepper the boys. You've got to come over and see a bit of God's country over here, legends. And, yeah, that's me fucking property, New Zealand. Let's go.
Got a second attachment here from Broccoli as well. Second attachment, yeah.
Must have had a second thought after he... And also, fucking little add-on as well, there's a mad sock stall here. I'm going to do a video. They're doing new for old replacement socks, so if you give them your old socks, they give you a brand new pair for fucking free. I don't understand the business model behind it and the fact their fucking whole store smells like fucking rotten feet, but anyway, I'll take a brand new set of fucking bamboo woolen socks. Oh, yeah, randomly. That is a problem. Like that.
What unique cooking tips are shared during the episode?
He said bamboo, woolen. I don't know if they're – I think they're two totally different. Well, I remember the bamboo was a thing in – well, they were great socks at work, you know. But, I mean, sheep and bamboo, long difference from each other, Knuckles. Don't know, mate. I'm not a big sock guy.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What wild stories are shared about nipple theft?
0:00–1:02
2
How do fainting incidents occur in unexpected situations?
1:02–1:36
3
What humorous anecdotes arise from shower mishaps?
1:36–2:00
4
What are the challenges faced by gut truckers?
2:00–2:30
5
How do apprentices handle tough jobs in the field?
2:30–3:11
6
What lessons are learned from workplace pranks and mishaps?
3:11–4:00
7
What unique cooking tips are shared during the episode?
4:00–4:31
8
How do listeners contribute their own stories and experiences?
4:31–1:08:05