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Chapter 1: What wild stories are shared about nipple theft?
Trendsetters, we get to do some pretty cool shit here at Alpha Blokes, and without these guys, we wouldn't be able to do it. So listen up. Better beer. Get around some God's nectar in any good bottle shop today. CTC, the arseless hat salesman, and the whole team at CTC have the best range of hats in Australia. So go get around them.
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And Ned's the book of your choice at Alpha Blokes HQ. Stay Nedly. I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologise... To absolutely nobody.
Chapter 2: How do fainting incidents occur in unexpected situations?
The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Did ya?
I need a shit man. Die boy.
Sneaky little rascal.
Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the cops.
Trent had a Thursday. Welcome back to another episode of the Earth Blokes Podcast. We are here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete head noise one laugh at a time. That's what we do, Pooh. That's what we do. That is. And if you're having a bit of beer, enjoy it.
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Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes arise from shower mishaps?
Yeah. A jug, a can, a win, and a tin. The athlete's choice, Pooh. And if you're not an athlete, it doesn't matter. Yeah, you're still allowed to drink better beer if you're not an athlete. There's no rules saying no non-athletes. I just wanted to confirm that. Yeah. In case all of you people have been sitting on the fence going, well, fuck, I'm not an athlete. I can't have it. I can't have it.
Well, you can. You're allowed. Yep. Which is great.
Chapter 4: What are the challenges faced by gut truckers?
You're also allowed to get a CTC hat. And where you get them is the countrycompanies.com. Yep. And you can make your own at countrytruckercaps.com. It's super easy. And if you hate paying full price for stuff, which we all do, use the code ALPHABLOKES. That's right. Get onto the Chow Knuckler. Yep. Knuckle Chow Ming. And he'll get you sorted. Yep. Let's hear it for him anyway.
Strap in, it's time again for Knuckles' proper triage.
Boys, fuck, it's cold here in New Zealand.
Chapter 5: How do apprentices handle tough jobs in the field?
Fucking Knuckles here calling his property in. Holy fucking guacamole. It is cold as fucking cold here. It is colder than the toe, Joe. Fucking, the Monte's got nothing on this joint. There's fucking ice on the bottom. There's everywhere. Anyway, she's early in the morning, but fucking setters are the trend of New Zealand. Holy fucking hell. Mate, the Kiwis have come out in force.
I've seen about 300 Alpha Blokes supporters this morning, and we're just Mystery Creek Field Days boys over here. You're going to have to come, fellas. You're going to have to do a trip over New Zealand. That's me property because, holy Christ, Tommy Poo, they fucking love you over here. And they're just everywhere.
Chapter 6: What lessons are learned from workplace pranks and mishaps?
So shout out to all the Kiwi supporters. And, yeah, we're in the rural marquee down here. It's not a few hats, but fucking pepper the boys. You've got to come over and see a bit of God's country over here, legends. And, yeah, that's me fucking property, New Zealand. Let's go.
Got a second attachment here from Broccoli as well. Second attachment, yeah.
Must have had a second thought after he... And also, fucking little add-on as well, there's a mad sock stall here. I'm going to do a video. They're doing new for old replacement socks, so if you give them your old socks, they give you a brand new pair for fucking free.
I don't understand the business model behind it and the fact their fucking whole store smells like fucking rotten feet, but anyway, I'll take a brand new set of fucking bamboo woolen socks. Oh, yeah, randomly. That is a problem. Like that.
Chapter 7: What unique cooking tips are shared during the episode?
He said bamboo, woolen. I don't know if they're ā I think they're two totally different. Well, I remember the bamboo was a thing in ā well, they were great socks at work, you know. But, I mean, sheep and bamboo, long difference from each other, Knuckles. Don't know, mate. I'm not a big sock guy. Nah. Not sure. Nah. Can't tell you. Wouldn't know. Now, yeah, New Zealand is cold.
Go support the knuckler over there. If you like having him there, go peppering, you know, and we might have to do New Zealand. Now, Poo, I really love that new for old.
Chapter 8: How do listeners contribute their own stories and experiences?
Yeah, yes. I think it's great. I think it's a great thing to do. Now, it's funny that that call come in. The woo-woo. Because Pooh's Reviews is getting a little addition next week, isn't it, mate? Yes. You want free shit? Yeah, and here's how it's going to work. Port West, as you know, joined the team this year, and we love them, work wear. Now, here's the rundown for it pretty much.
Winter is here, and if you've reached into your cupboard and pulled out your winter gear only to find it's worn out, got holes, got the ass ripped out of it, then us and our mates at Port West are here to help poo. That's right. take a photo or video of the state of your old flogged-out workwear. The worse and more wrecked, the better.
And every week for a month, we're going to pick a couple of legends with the shittiest gear, and our mates at Port West will help send a replacement package. That's right. Brand new. So they'll kit you out with the best and strongest gear Port West has to offer. It's world-class stuff, Pooh. Just tag both Alpha Blokes and Port West in a photo of your most busted and worn-out work gear.
And we'll do the rest. That's right. We'll pick our favourites, go into Pooh's Reviews on the Tuesday show and pick two winners a week for a month to replace their kit of workwear. Sounds pretty cool to me. Pretty simple, really. If you've got a shitty jumper, take a picture of it. We'll get you a not shitty jumper. Yeah, if you're a painter and your shirt is absolutely wrist-old,
Holes all through it. Whatever. Whatever workwear. Your boots maybe. Absolutely flogged. Getting just held together. Mate, you can't tell me there isn't thousands of blokes who have just been running it because they don't have time to get new stuff or they're like, ah, shit. This segment is designed for the trendsetters. Yeah, exactly.
And no, Curious, you can't fucking put pictures of your old workwear up there because you're already kitted out. Because he'd win with his jeans. Yeah. I'm sure we can find worse jeans than Querious George's. Yeah, for sure. But anyway, guys, that's what's going on. We'll chuck something in the trendsetters because you've got to get involved here. Yeah, that's right. It'll be good fun.
Now, too, there was a little mix-up with the hosted pot. There was a State of Origin one that was live in our group for a couple of days, but it is confirmed UFC. So anyone who bought into that, it has been refunded in your account on the NEDS app. And, yeah, get in there if you want to jump on the White House card pot. We'll be doing a stream on Monday next week.
Look, we think that there's some nice, juicy betting markets to have a crack. That's right. And as you know, I'm coming off good form, good betting form. Pooh is running hot. He is. Yeah. He almost tripled your money if you were in his pot last time.
Yeah, mate.
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