Dr. Spankmonkey

Yeah.

Shit smearing, eating, queefing, flirting, smirting, fucking shit boy.

Mine and ABC, Tommy, Quinno, Big Shitty, and of course, you little moochin' fuck, Curious George.

How are you boys?

Dr. Spankmonkey here, and I've got a workplace for you off the back of episode 533.

Gents, talking about gut truckers, and how it's a shit job, you know it's even fucking worse.

The poor fucker that's got to fix the gut trucker's truck.

And yeah, we used to send our trucks out to Dinmore there to get all the fucking leftovers from the meat works.

And as with aluminium tippers, gents, they have a liner inside them.

And that liner wears out.

And guess whose job it is to get the liner out?

Fucking apprentices.

So, uh, tradesman comes up to me and gives me the angle grinder, which has pretty much got a fucking jagged saw on it, like a circular saw saw blade.

And, uh, in I go.

And I can tell you right now, it still fucking sits with me today.

That smell.

It fucking goes everywhere.

And I mean everywhere, gentlemen.

Up your nose, in your face, on your clothes, in your fucking mouth.

Because you're trying to breathe through your mouth because it's so fucking...