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Doctor John

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
162 total appearances

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The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

Testis just makes sperm and it tracks up the vas deferens and gets stored in your prostate gland.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

So having a good, doesn't make your balls shrink.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

Interesting.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

There you go.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

You felt lighter afterwards?

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

Yeah, I don't mind if you shit once a month, as long as it's soft and the diameter of your thumb and easy to pass.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

So the definition of constipation is passing a hard rocky poo.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

So anything less than that's okay.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

So the time is not actually that relevant.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

And if you do have constipation, heaps of water?

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

No, I won't do a thing.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

No.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

You're not walking around the desert, are you?

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

Get into the fruits and the prunes and the kiwi fruit and all that sort of stuff.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

If that doesn't work, we've got some medicines that will help you out.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

But water, if you take in a litre of water, within 10 to 15 minutes you make 990 ml a wee.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

So if you're dehydrated, you'll take more water out of your poo.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

But if you're well hydrated, taking more water won't do a thing.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

More roughage to the rectum.

The Morning Rumble
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ

Yeah.