Doug Metzger

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2,647 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard May 2026 last heard 6d ago

Doug Metzger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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The creation of animals thus began with grazing creatures, and then animals that fly and dwell in the mountains, and then aquatic and earth dwelling animals. podcast-host
As the zoological section of the Bundeshion proceeds, it is, on the whole, a perfectly respectable effort to catalog Earth's species into different divisions and genera, although it has a few giggle inducing parts too, podcast-host
As when it claims hedgehogs and squirrels are types of dogs and that dogs are one third human. podcast-host
Speaking of humans, in the long central section of the Bundeshion we learn about how the many types of humans came to be. podcast-host
When the first prototypical man Gayamard died, the Bundahijan says, he ejaculated, and his semen was purified by sunlight. podcast-host
Forty years later, the initial man and woman, Mashya and Mashiane, sprung up from the earth. podcast-host
Though they would later be a boy and a girl, at the time of their creation they appeared identical. podcast-host
The beneficent deity Ormaz gave them a speech that included the pith of Zoroastrian teachings. podcast-host
He told them to work, follow the rules, quote, think good thoughts, speak good words, perform good deeds, and do not worship the demons. podcast-host
Close quote. podcast-host
And off the first man and woman Masha and Mashiane went. podcast-host
Their initial act was to take a walk and to contemplate. podcast-host
It wasn't long before demons assailed the first human pair Masha and Mashiane, and then podcast-host
Things got a bit strange. podcast-host
Poor Mashia and Mashiane pretty quickly succumbed to the demonic teachings, saying that wicked Ariman had created the world and everything in it, and not Ormaz. podcast-host
These were the first false words ever spoken by humans. podcast-host
The first human pair began dressing only in grass, and they discovered a white goat in the wilderness, a creature of Ormazd. podcast-host
they nursed from the goat, and although the goat's nourishment should have brought them back to goodness and light, upon drinking from the goat's udders the first woman Mashiane said, quote, The peace I felt before drinking the semen milk of this goodly goat was greater than it is now that having drunk it, there is something bad in my body. podcast-host
What should have purified the first pair of humans then only made them feel worse, and thus the forces of darkness gained an even greater hold over Masha and Mashiane. podcast-host
Worse and worse signs of Masha and Mashiane's apostasy began showing themselves as the pair became confused and benighted, and as the demon's power grew and grew, the first man and woman argued and argued, doing so for fifty years. podcast-host
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