Doug Metzger
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2,647 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 11 Sep
Doug Metzger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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But then
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Something changed.
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The Bundahisan offers us an account of the first erotic encounter in all of human history, which is as follows.
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At the end of fifty years the desire for a son occurred in their minds, first to Masha and then to Mashyane.
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Mashya said to Mashyane, When I see your belly, mine becomes big and rises up.
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Then Mashiane said.
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Brother Masha, when I see your penis, my belly trembles.
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Desire overwhelmed them both, and as they were fulfilling their desire, they thought what
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For fifty years we should have been doing this.
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After nine months, twins were born, a girl and a boy.
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Because the children were so sweet, the mother devoured one and the father the other.
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Close quote.
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It's a pretty strange sequence of verses, but accepting the cannibalism bit, it's pretty sweet too.
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The forces of evil don't awaken lust and desire in humanity.
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It's the opposite.
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The forces of wickedness suppress human passion, right up until one day the first man and woman start looking at one another in a certain way, and suddenly horniness triumphs over evil.
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Evil.
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Sex, then, in the Bundeshion, is part of the beneficent order of Ormast.
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Speaking of Ormazd, after Masha and Mashiane ate their first two children, the wise lord of creation made it such that the man and the woman no longer wanted to eat their own babies, and it wasn't long before they had six pairs of twins.
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Before long, the twins were having pairs of twins, and the descendants of the first pair scattered into the lands familiar to the water.
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