Doug Stanhope
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535 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Doug Stanhope’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The Startup Ideas Podcast · 4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month · 3 Feb 2025
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Our town motto is, you only go around once in life, so I'm going around drunk.
Party is the wrong word.
Look at this guy. He did the same act for 40 years or something. Well, the act was in the way. Archibald Barrisol.
Yeah. No, I'm not like that. I'm not really a drug guy. I mean, I've had my drug moments. Here's the problem is a lot of your best stories come from nights on drugs. So when you have too many drug stories in your act- They think that you're fucking boof and trank in the morning. No, I learned that from you guys.
Yeah. True. So, yeah, I. Yeah, I'm a fucking go-to-bed-early guy. Well, day drinking will get you. I love it. It's a good day drinking town. I hate fucking New York City, but especially just the three blocks walking here, I came in with a good attitude. Like, I try to get out of my comfort zone and stuff. I fucking went to Ukraine. You guys were talking about that, dude.
About when you... Comfort is so addicting. Yes. And, like, you get a nice house now, and you got the fucking wife, and do you really have a kid on the way? Yeah, yeah. I know. Brutal. Scary. But that'll get you uncomfortable, at least. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, and I have to force myself to, like, if I could just go to bed right now, why would I?
But that's, yeah, the three blocks walking here, I immediately fucking hated everything so much. I came in with a good attitude. I got in late. I was at midnight. I got in a hotel. There was not traffic to worry about. There were no personal space issues. I just walked three blocks and a fucking cop. I go, was 39th this way or that way? And he's pointing what I thought was the wrong direction.
And I'm like, oh, no, I'm sorry. I misread the fucking sign. And I'm already yelling at people in my head. And I'm like, oh, great. I could do this whole show with fucking...
Is it warm there? Yeah, yeah. It is crazy. Air on fire racing out of the Palisades. Yeah, shit is gone. I have not seen any of the footage. I just heard about this fucking Annie Letterman who said to say hi, and I go, I'll wait till we're on the air. Annie Letterman called. She left a message at one in the morning. And I'm like, maybe she's like, help save us. We're on fire.
Maybe she wants to come stay in Arizona. Holy shit.
I'm going to spit it in my fucking hot toddy.
Deadbeat Hero.
Yeah, that's fucking 20 years ago. But that was where I do. I support the troops on an individual basis was the premise of a bit. Great. I wish I knew how to do clips where I could just cut that bit out of that special and hashtag it with New Orleans and whatever the other.
You've got to clip that.
I get to a place where I go, I just was writing notes this morning and I'm going, I think I already did this as a bit, but now it's like whatever story where I'm going, this should be funny. And I'm like, I already did that about something similar. Anyway, I find myself stealing from myself. Right.
Was that when we were drunk dialing the most famous people on our phones? That definitely wasn't me. No, he pulled out a bunch that you go, I don't know if that counts. Right. Who was he dialing? The first time I met you was the airport thing, right?
I was in the Sky Club, so I just went out to have a cigarette, and I have to go outside, and there's a guy standing there with the Sam Morrill sign. And I go, if he's still here when I come back from this cigarette. And I gave him a 20 to fucking let me hold his sign. What?
Wow.
And I was suited up, too, because I was just, I always fly suited up. Sure.
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