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What was your... I went deep. And I think what I locked in on, someone wrote in the comments, I'm, I guess, Middle Eastern. Middle Eastern. No, but it was like we had a food decorator and it was like, oh, it doesn't plop. Now you got to add milk to it. Make it runny. I went lefty. So I protect the face.

I would have to call him, get emotional, like, yeah, I'm running beautifully and finally have feelings.

About... That you dated a Jewish girl? No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say I dated a Jewish girl.

Oh my God.

He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp. He is a pimp.

What?

Oh, yeah. What's up, bitch? I don't know about those ones. No, but the name Israel means, like, it was given to Jacob. That's right. Shut up about it. I want to hear it. Tell me. You want to know what his name means? I want to know. I'm joking. Jacob was named Israel. It's one who struggles with God. So it's like that entangled with an angel or something godly. Jacob wrestled God. Wrestled God.

Came out strong. And that was the name given to him. Israel wrestled God. Wow. Which is crazy, right? It's a connection between the divine and the human.

Was the yellow Asian? The yellow was Asian. It's been a while. Yeah, black was black, yellow was Asian.

Is that Tommy?

Shut up. He was sitting. No, no, he was sitting.

We have four. On a big show? Yeah. We have four, but it was crazy.

No, no, no. He's definitely on it. He's definitely on it. He's bugging it. No, but he didn't even know until, for MSG as an example, like Drake or Travis Scott for an MSG show, that's 25, 35 trucks that are out there. Oh, shit.

And he's talking at MSG, everything needs to be unloaded by forklifts. So you've got dozens. They're just all lined up ready to unload this.

But he didn't know a few days ago. from Jelly Roll telling you how many trucks he had. And I'm like sitting there saying, what time was your load in to get this all up? And he's like, walk and chalk at three o'clock in the morning. And Andrew's like, yeah, what time are you doing that? I was like, yours was at 6 a.m. He says, I didn't see that. I was like, we saw it. Yeah.

You walk into an empty shell, and there's forklifts outside, and it's in, and there's a whistle that blows, and now the rigging crew comes in.

Walk outside for five minutes, you'll be fine.

We got Stylebender in the building. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need an orb. We need a trophy.

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Today, we're going to get to the bottom of why Mark believes everything. Mark, just three seconds ago, was telling us why demons exist, and your proof was the Jews. That's literally what you said.

We haven't even gotten to the bottom of that, have we?

Fuck that guy. I also think that it's an outlet for their frustration that preceded this. So it's like, if you have frustration about homelessness, if you have frustration about legislation, if you have frustration about the crime rates in the city, you had all this frustration about L.A., But at the same time, it's 75 every single day. You got a job, you're still getting paid.

You got a nice house. You're like, all right, let me not, you know, cry about this right now. Then this happens and it looks like there's an aptitude on behalf of the government. And you're like, all right, you know what? Fuck you. You guys all got to get out of here. So I think it's, it's not the straw that broke the camel's back.

There's a lot of fucking straw right here, but it is indicative of a greater problem. And I think it's a frustration with government in general and like progressive leadership. Yeah.

Yeah.

I should have knew it was going to be a fire. I should have knew it was going to be windy there.

But the reality is she went on a trip internationally that she didn't have to go on. It was indulgent. And it coincided with the worst tragedy in Los Angeles in history.

Listen, they're going to try to find people accountable. None of these people wanted this to happen. None of these people made the win happen, but there might have been decisions that made the situation worse. And you can hold them accountable for that shit. And I don't think that's politicizing it. No. Withholding the funding is annoying. That's corny.

And that is politicizing, and that's hurting people's lives. So you're actively hurting their lives. If that has happened, they should be criticized for that too.

Okay. Okay. So, all right. So Mark has, gives a little bit longer leash to all the crazy people, right? Yeah. Now I'm not saying mom's crazy, but she has some wild ideas and you would hear this. Some of the ideas are certainly kind of crazy. And then some of the ideas end up kind of being right.

That's what you need. That's mayor energy right there.

That Mayor Karen is way better than this Mayor Karen. Can y'all explain to me this smelt thing, the fish?

I put on deodorant before specifically, bro. Come on. Nah. You've been wearing that color palette for a month. I just thought it was similar types of clothing, but it's the same thing from yesterday?

All right. So wait, what were we just saying? The Palisades Reservoir. Explain this fish shit. Everybody's like, we could have. I think it was Trump and Rogan who maybe started this conversation, but basically they could have taken water from, I don't know if it was Northern California or even Canada.

So where the average person like us, if somebody just walks up to us on the street and they're like, bacon is fucking, it's really from pigeon or whatever like that. We go, all right, whatever. You're just a crazy person. There's a little bit of you. that goes, well, what do you mean by that? Yeah, well, why?

They diverted it to the ocean instead of bringing it to... the reservoirs in an effort to protect the fish.

That's what I'm trying to get to. It feels so easy. The big thing was an empty... But what kind of fish is it?

No, I think the Dems are going to come back strong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just need somebody that's engaging. And the problem is all these people that exist within the system right now are kind of indoctrinated by the Dem policy and the Dem rhetoric. So... I don't think it's going to be one of these people that we're seeing or that we've seen for the last like eight years at least.

I think it's got to be a new voice that pops up that's a rejection of that, but isn't all the way right.

No! We walk away! Yeah, you don't engage crazies. But here's the thing. Normally, someone with Mark's condition would go to an island somewhere where there are people that are relaxed and calm and they don't believe in crazy shit, and then they would just live out the rest of their life in tranquility and peace.

Wasn't it wild?

We got to learn something. I kind of think that they don't really learn that much. I don't think there's that much new information they have that we don't. Because what? I mean, necessarily, because Trump would have said it.

Thank you. You're such a good partner. Now I'm going to give you an example of why I think you're completely wrong. No, that's not fair. Then you're gaslighting. Damn, bro. I be practicing horrible communication three times a week when I come in and do podcasts. That's literally all we do is disagree and give examples and metaphors. Wow. Anyway, is that why there's no female podcast?

Is that why there's no female podcast? There's really none. That's so funny. How many female? Well, who is?

No, he went to the place where there are normal people screaming out crazy shit all day long. And now he has to inquire about this. Yes. A thousand percent started a podcast about it.

True crime is the only female podcast. Horrible decisions. Horrible decisions.

But they're gay. They're gay. They are gay. So it's half guy. It is half. It is true. I don't even consider that fully female.

Had to shut it down. Second she started disagreeing with her friend, they're like, oh, we can't possibly have a podcast where we do that. I'm like, that's when it gets hot. There's no female podcast for this reason. This type of conversation just doesn't exist. Girls got to eat. Giggly Squad, that's one. Giggly Squad. Giggly Squad.

I like it. Mel Robbins, number three podcast in the world. Guys, I was making more of like a loose comment. But notice how you guys are disagreeing and giving examples and it's creating a really fun moment for the podcast.

I think he knows, like, I think they tell him, like, if you're allowed to park there during the day. Like, I think he got an app that's like, oh, they'll give you a ticket. Where, like, the rest of us, we got to read the sign. I think that's the extent to the information that he has over us at this point right now.

This shit is so good. This shit is so gay, right? Don't you feel better when your boy frustrates, is frustrated, like tries to create an argument and it's not as good? That's like a way better form of communication. Don't you think?

All right, so yeah, I just don't think that he has that much more information. Do you really think that he knows the Epstein list outside of being there? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Outside of being on the island frequently and experiencing what that underage,

Has there ever been a moment in your life where you just go, ugh, I don't believe that? Sure. Sure. Yeah, when someone said, you should enjoy movies.

Yeah. Yeah. Give me one thing you think he knows that we don't know. JFK assassination? Yeah. There's no way.

There's no way. I believe he knows. He would tell everyone. The second he sat down with us, he was like, Iran did it.

Okay, Mark, I've learned from communicating with my wife, okay, that giving examples is not what they want. Okay, examples undermine what they feel. And they just want their feelings validated. Now, my whole life has been dedicated towards creating metaphors and analogies for why I'm right. Turns out that's horrible for communication. Also interrupting, apparently horrible.

Yeah.

Just say the sentence. As thought exercise. Yeah, yeah. Don't tell me you agree. I don't feel comfortable when you do that.

Did that happen? Do you guys honestly think that happened? I think I've made this joke before. Okay, walk me through it. They were trying to land, right? They were trying to land the planes and they just had never done it successfully, right?

Too many people do that every single day. It's part of our culture. Yeah, I'm not going to watch movies. Shower Daily. Wait, what? Shower Daily.

That was respectful. Hey, thanks. You did it in the most respectful way. Yeah, thank you.

You're welcome.

You put nature. Do you not do it because someone told you it's cancerous? I don't want the aluminums right on my lymph nodes. Exactly.

My wife would sleep like this and like with her head turned this way and be breathing that shit into my nose. Shoot.

Yeah, you fucking Californians were washing yourself all day and your city would be there. Consume more. Buy more. That's what happens, bro. People are showering all the time. Fucking Resnicks, dude. Yeah. I was counting down the minutes until they blamed it on the Jews, the wildfire. I kept looking at TikTok. I was like, man, you guys are taking a little while.

They figured it out.

Show me a baby BBL that works. The thing is that the hips don't. I'm not Googling that. I'm not Googling that. You guys are fucking crazy. He doesn't even know.

and let's see the next three letters that come on afterwards it's gonna be good you guys what do you think all right yes we do think that about all right ready here we go baby fuck we put baby bbl i know just put it if somebody actually created a website for that that's disgusting

The issue, if we're actually going to discuss BBLs on this high-bar podcast, what is it? High-brow podcast, is the hips. They can't get the hips right. Look at this.

But that girl already got ass. I think what they can do is they can take girls that have ass and move it around so it looks better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I don't think they can do is take the girls who have no ass and then add an ass on it without the hips.

But why haven't they figured that out yet? Why is the ass so much more difficult than tits or jaw or nose or all these other things?

If you're a BBL surgeon, do you go... Like if you're a tattoo artist, do you go, I refuse to do that because it reflects on me? This is what I think will work for you. If you don't want this, then you have to go to somebody else to protect your brand. Because if you see a botched BBL out there and someone's like, it's this doctor. Nobody's going back to that doctor.

Any business. Yeah.

It is crazy to think like doctors are in the sales business. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Surgery you don't need, all that shit happens. Explain that a little bit more to me, because I'm trying to think if there's something unethical about this. It is. I remember I broke my finger in college. I know you're not going to make this about your finger.

And then, boom, where's all the water in California? It's a fucking Starboy's house in northern California. L.A.? Where are the Resnicks? I think Northern California. I'm going to have all of it, though.

They tried to tell my mom that she had to get her thyroid taken out. That's fucking crazy. And they're like, yeah, you probably won't be able to have kids after that.

And they're doing it just because they could charge the insurance company or whatever, they get paid off of it.

And there's got to be some doctors that have done like 20 or 30 of these cases and the women are probably complaining about it or dudes are complaining about it now and nobody's talking about it. Yeah.

So now you're doing, you're in this back surgery loop where you just constantly, I heard that about hip too. Makes sense. Like, I think they've found some version of correcting this, but essentially like you want to push off hip surgery as far as you can because it needs to be resurfaced, I think it's called, like every 10 years.

So they were just chopping off your hip and then putting like a fake one in place now. And I think that they have like a better version of it. But- Yeah, what is the balance of that?

It had to be proven. But I heard it. And I was like, all right.

Oh, actually, cool, cool announcements in the world of the greatest sport that's ever existed, and the only people that would disagree with it are the people that have not played it yet, and that is paddle. The Reserve Cup down in Miami. Reserve is this... amazing, uh, uh, paddle facility, but it's also a company that's like really being like the ambassadors of paddle. Yeah.

And, uh, they're, they're put on this thing called the reserve cup in Miami. And, uh, I'm going to go down next week, like Wednesday through Saturday. So, uh, I'm gonna go down there. I'm going to get to be a captain of one of the teams. That's sick. Me and Derek Jeter. That's so fucking sick. That's so fucking far.

Yeah. It had to be proven to you that it wasn't true, where the rest of us were like, we know it's not true. But how do you know it's not true? Because. Because.

I think that's a very fair thing to pitch to him. I'm also trying to find a way to pitch that to him without that being our first interaction. He's a happily married man. He's got a beautiful family, but I want a gift basket. Anyway, so yeah, so that's going to be happening out there.

And if you want to see Paddle at the highest level, if you're someone who listens to the pod, you like Paddle, I think what's cool about this setup is... So they have these teams. The players usually play with each other. Obviously, it's a two-on-two sport. But with this, we can choose the teams through a lottery. So we can...

oh the teams could be different and could be teams that have never been so it could be you and like a pro player well there's gonna do like pro-am there's gonna be a charity we're gonna raise some money and um you know uh we should give the money to the fire oh that'd be sick that would be the right thing to do that'd be fucking sick

Yeah, I suggested a different charity because that was before L.A. was on fire. It was still a charity. But it was still a charity. But yeah, we should actually do this for fire. Can I ask you what charity and then we decide which one's more worthy of the money? I was going to say IVF, like fertility stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But too bad for you guys. L.A. 's burning so well.

We got to rebuild some billionaire's homes in Malibu. Anyway, but yeah, so that's going to be next week. Wednesday, we're going to do the draft. And then Thursday, Friday, Saturday, they got the thing. So go down there. And we need steak to be able to gamble on paddle. There's all these guys that got money to do these side matches where they're putting real money on games.

Yeah, my thing is I don't gamble on anything that I actually enjoy doing. because it will make it too enjoyable. Do you know how like fantasy football makes you so excited about teams you don't even fucking care about? So I'm just like, I got to stay away. Imagine you win a paddle game and like 10 grand. I don't want to even think about that, Mark. I'll quit everything.

I'll tell my wife, I'll be like, I think I figured it out. One of the next 40 years of my life. Um, anyway, so the reserve cup down there, you can go get tickets. Uh, I'm sure they'll put some kind of link, but like, go check it out. It's a really awesome setup and they got it catered and it's beautiful. It's right there on the water. Go, go check it. I think you guys really like it.

And they are great ambassadors for paddle. Like the guys who involve really love the sport. Like there's no money in the sport right now. It's literally people who are obsessed with it and they're putting their own money up to make these things successful. So Go check it out. I think it's going to be like the premier experience and I'll be there talking shit.

So if you want to, matter of fact, if you want to get a game and get that ass kicked, I'll play you with my, a pro of my selection. I'll play any two people out there in Miami as long as I have a pro of my selection on my team. That's very fair. I feel like that's fair. Very fair. I might even put some money on it.

Because the curvature. Didn't even look into it. I just said, ah, it's not flat.

Anyway, okay, so outside, in sports that are not as interesting and not as obsessive, there are some pretty things.

Oh, what's that?

Oh, there's a playoffs. Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it, yeah. So tell us what's going on here. Do we have some interesting scenarios?

Don't even think about it. No, it doesn't seem flat. I don't even think about it in an airplane. I'm like, man, we're going around.

Oh, that's going to be a fun game, yeah.

Yeah, we were talking about that.

Yeah, I believe that. Yeah, by the way, Jerry.

Oh!

In order for him to leave Colorado. Yeah.

You know what's so crazy with sports? The amount of money the players are making now. $8 million is an absurd amount of money. Yeah. But when you said it, my knee-jerk reaction was like, oh, well, why wouldn't the Cowboys just buy out $8 million?

He's so great when he doesn't own your team. No, that I believe. That I would love.

There's nothing that makes you feel more comfortable than when a league rivals owner and GM is partying in St. Barks before the season.

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I am sick. I'm sick. I'm getting more sick listening to this shit. Akash almost died this week. So did Al. I gave it to him. I got the Akash bird flu. Thank you, Riff. I did tell you not to hug me. Al wanted to hug everybody. But how are you so contagious? You got some real assholes to cry about what you're going through during these wildfires.

I know she was lubing it up, too. Did your mom have issue with constipation?

I mean, there must be something.

It works very well.

Just like your grandma.

With all due respect. Get your health back, bro. With all due respect, I need to know a sound. There's no sound problem. Does she try to muffle it? What do you mean? Does she throw the towel over her mouth and you just hear like... No. No one bites the pillow. It's not the whole thing.

Not bite it, but does she try to... You know in the Denzel movies where you throw the pillow over the mouth before you... Yes.

No, my mom has a different version of that. She just drinks scotch until she passes out.

Just get away from big medicine. Yeah, but that is actually really effective. If you guys, have you ever tried that one? Like if your mom's struggling, just feed her scotch at four in the morning and then check her email the first thing you wake up. And see who else has CC'd in it.

Like nobody cares about your little fucking pneumonia.

That's a problem.

Are you serious? Yeah. I be making shit up. You pre-gave us that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I have a couple shots of Repo and then let's purge this shit. Are you making shit up too? Yeah, my fucking grandfather touched me. And then three weeks later, my grandparents all died before I was born. Yeah, I was hammered. You just got to keep it interesting.

Eventually you get through all your trauma and you're like, well, I don't want to let them down. They need this every week. Yeah, exactly. What would they do? What would they do, Akash?

I do think I'm the real victim.

You think they do that? You think therapists do that at all? You think they're like trying to like, I can't fix them too quick.

Let's stretch this out a little bit. I mean, maybe.

Isn't it funny when the time is about to run out and they got to like politely say,

And you're like, I'm getting molested. I don't have another week to deal with this. They're, they're magnificent at buttoning it up. We should talk to a therapist about that. What is, what is the, what is the gnarliest thing that you've had to button up? Cause there wasn't enough time.

How could they remember? Yeah, but like, it don't ever look like they got it Dewey decimaled. You know, they got 15 different people who are retarded that they're talking to every single, there's no way that those stories don't kind of cross. Yeah, I mean, that could happen. Have you ever had your therapist think that your story was someone else's? No, that would be crazy. And bring it up?

That's crazy. And then just go with it for two months? You never did that?

Man, it was crazy.

Yeah, we got to have... We got to talk to a therapist. But I guess there's... Oh, that was the question I wanted to ask. Is a... HIPAA, that rule where you basically can't share medical, what is it, medical procedures or medical history?

Can you share the thing that has happened and just not the person?

Got it, got it, got it. No, it can't be too specific because then you would not, yeah.

I'll be honest. When you took that breath right there, I didn't have any air left in the room. That was such a strong breath. I can't breathe. For a moment, there was nothing left in the room. I can't breathe. That shit pisses me off, too, when I fart in bed, but my wife gets the first smell of it. God damn it. Like, she don't leave me.

You know what I mean? That's selfish. Do you guys get that? That's selfish. Like, I want that first smell of it. I want the first bite. Like, you know when you get dessert, you're like, yo, let me at least get the first bite. I know, I know. You never have a fart, and you're like, oh, I'm ready, and then your wife is just like... And now you got the remnant. I got the crumbs. Bro, what?

You got sloppy seconds. Yeah, like, I get pissed at her for that shit. She's like, why'd you fart? I'm like, why'd you take it all in? Let me take it all in.

oh no when i fart if she thinks the neighbors are like moving furniture around there's no question that'll never happen anytime someone farts in my house i'm like is this a coffee shop it smells amazing

Yo, can we call your mom real quick and just ask her about the coffee enemas? No, no. Come on, yo!

I honestly don't think it's that bad. I'm sure she believes in this. I don't think that she's embarrassed one bit about it. Your mom doesn't strike me as someone who does things regularly and is embarrassed by it.

Right? Like, I mean, maybe. I mean, we can just see how it goes and then cut it from the pot if it's something you feel uncomfortable with or she feels uncomfortable with. We'll just see. We'll just see. Yeah.

I told you they were real, the fires. No one said they weren't real. This motherfucker didn't even think they were real.

Because maybe we should all be doing it. I mean, obviously.

I was just thinking about you. Turn up volume. We don't have volume.

Everyone says hi.

If you feel uncomfortable, you don't have to say a singular thing, but Mark keeps talking about the coffee enemas, and we need to know what the benefits of those are.

Okay, so now, Mrs. Gagnon, it's Schultz. How do you create the time to do it without everybody knowing that that's what's happening?

But do you go to the bathroom? Is it like, is it something you can do publicly? How is it done?

Okay. We once walked into the bathroom here and Mark had his legs in the air and we're like, what the hell is going on? And there was no enema. We were just like, why are you?

I would never do that. Really?

Yes. We're going to try. We're going to try. We want the tip. All right. Thank you. Bye. See, I knew it was going to be a normal, rational discussion. She's very confident in herself. Yeah. If March Mom does anything, she is 1,000% confident in it. Yeah. Yeah. She's already processed the judgment and dealt with it, and then she's out there in the world. Yeah. God bless.

Oh, man.

How different is it? You know what I mean? How different really is it? It's not different at all. Exactly.

We might need a hookah for the pod. That could be a nice little vibe. That would be fire. I've been listening to Bad Bunny. That shit would be fire right now, bro.

That is a good idea. It's nice for, would that affect your asthma? No, I'm not smoking. I'm good. But just being around the smoke? No, I'm good. You sure? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Why can't you smoke it? He has asthma. Can't breathe. His body isn't built to be a human.

I mean, like, do you inhale gum?

But I like that you wore the shirt that guarantees you will not have bunched up shoulders. Yeah, put me in that shirt. Bro, the comments were hilarious. That was majestic.

Because in order to get that big cloud smoke, you have to... I feel like you're explaining and justifying right now instead of just making me feel understood in what I'm suggesting.

It's like a cigar.

Al does. Al doesn't know how to not swallow. He just doesn't know how to not drink.

It's worse for you if you inhale it. Health-wise.

No, it is all about the big cloud. It's so fun. I don't even like doing it if there's wind around.

You do lie. Why does she even have to bring that up?

She was like, they're trying to set me up. Watch me double down on this shit right now. Yeah, facts. She'll do a hookah with us. What do you lie about to your mom? What is that?

trying to think i feel like mark is not a liar no i feel like he caught him in a couple what is to me you're somebody who strikes me as someone who does not like to lie to the point where you actually have like uh uh uncomfortable conversations because you feel uncomfortable lying yeah i i don't like to i don't like to lie but like in my mind i would create a reality that's not actually real can you give a i've never spoke to hookah yeah

But the first half, yes. But this is what I think, this is the discomfort with the lie. There's obviously the moral shit that starts chipping away at you a little bit. You're like, am I going to get some bad karma for this? I'm doing something that's wrong. The other thing is the anxiety and exhaustion of keeping the lie going. Yeah. I think is worse than just admitting, actually, I did do that.

yeah yeah like that keeping the lie going is look at how unrelatable this is to al right now so you don't just maintain this lie for the rest of your life

Took me about six months to realize that's how Charlamagne gets off the phone when we first met.

He's like, oh, shit, let me call you right back. I'm like, all right, I'm just sitting there waiting for this call. While I was like, can we go to dinner?

One of the first questions I asked Jason, I was like, how quickly are y'all going to buy up this dirt? And he was like, and this is what he said. He goes, eh, it's uninsurable, not worth it.

Doug doesn't lie. He doesn't like lying. Yeah. But you have that. This is where I think like a religious background is very helpful because it's like this nudge in an ethical or moral direction. So like I can see the concern you have about lying. Now he'll go as close to lying as you possibly can.

I'm like, is it my wife that's commenting on the YouTube?

He'll like say a bunch of words that don't really mean anything and he'll get the thing that he needs, but he doesn't lie to get it. He won't straight up say something that's not true. Is that a fair acumen statement? Like you won't be like, oh, this horrible disaster happened. I need this thing. Please help me. Right? That's a little too far.

And it worked out. Great. But isn't omission just as bad? This is where, this is where it gets into the discussion of maintaining the omission is almost as bad as maintaining the lie. So like my wife goes, Oh, what'd you guys do last night? I forget where we were. We went to some strip club or something like that. We were in Hawaii, right? And I was like, we went to some strip club. Yeah.

And that is going to be the issue is that now that there are wildfires that run through every year or whatever it is, and you don't know when this kind of stuff is going to happen, the insurance companies are going to go, eh, it's not worth it. And then the only people who can buy the homes are the people who can buy them all cash and self-insure. I mean, so housing prices tank.

I could say, oh, we went to dinner, and then we partied at this thing, and then we went home. But it's like, we didn't exactly do that. So if I dragged it, and then she goes, oh, well, what happened after? Oh, but this funny story. You know what I mean? And it's just like, if I just say we did this thing, which I didn't do anything bad at the strip club, then it's perfect. Yeah.

Bro, we... No, no, no, no, no, no. They weren't Hawaiian. They're just a bunch of Samoan girls, like, testing the integrity of the pole. No, no, no, but we did some shit at this, like... It's not even strip club. It's like, what is it called? They're like, we're so gay.

You know how in Asian cultures, they don't really know how to talk to women. So what they do is they commodify it, right? And there's like a Korean experience where you go to a place and then they just have girls there to talk to you.

And it's called a host host club or something like that. And it's basically a bunch of like Asian businessmen go there and they talk and they kind of do their deals. But there's like girls around. Right. And So this guy who was, like, taking us around, he was like, do you guys want to, like, see this, like, Korean cultural experience? And we're like, yeah, all right.

Kind of sounds, like, really weird. So we're in this room, and it's just awkward. Because we're not Koreans doing business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just sitting around. There's a pole in the middle of the thing, but we're kind of talking. And then we just go, yo, put on the Hamilton soundtrack, dude. We want these girls dancing to... And at first, they didn't know how to dance to it.

So then we started singing and dancing Disney songs mixed with... Hamilton, bro.

Like, what is happening? They had no clue what was going on. To the point, they just start taking their clothes off. We're like, no, no, we're good. Just keep your clothes on. We're going to dance these songs. Do you know the words? We put on Frozen. One of these little 12-year-olds was like, oh, I got this one.

They say they shouldn't tell you the actual time. They're like, that late? I thought we were going to have a night together. They make us lie. I don't want to lie. You put me in a corner. You ever say like an hour later to give yourself cushion And then as the time approaches, you're like, I got a whole hour.

I said I'm going to be home at 8.30.

Yeah, it's almost like they need to understand our math. What do they say? Girl math is the shit they do with spending. Boy math is time. Yeah.

I got to go, like, I'm going to be gone the whole night. And then when I come back early, I'm waiting for, like, a celebration. I'm like, look who's here. There's just three guys in a room with her.

Now we're going to be fine. Once these people start, because a lot of these people whose houses are gone, like they never built a house. They maybe renovated one a little bit or they bought an existing house. Once you start building a house in California, you deal with the bureaucracy that is in place. All these people are going to go, man, fuck this. The Democrats. Fuck liberal politics.

Poor David. Poor Dave. I get a message on New Year's Day. He's like, bro, I'm so sorry. Your bike got stolen last night. I got you. I'm going to get you a new one. I go, you know what, bro? Merry Christmas. You don't have to buy me a bike that you got stolen. You got to bet. He gets the bike back, and literally this week it gets stolen again.

So instead of fixing my fucking bike, because I gifted that shit to him, he goes, I don't need to fix this. I'll get a new bike.

Yeah, exactly.

Of his reaction? Or there's a video of the bike being stolen? Right in front of them while you guys are having coffee.

And then rides away with both? That's what they do.

Oh, that's talent.

Fuck leftist shit. Open it up. Turn this shit into Texas or Florida.

I don't know if I feel, I don't know if I feel avenged by that. You don't look at it. It's not enough. It's not enough?

All right. What's happening with TikTok, man?

Say, yo, China, you got to take Meta. And if I'm China, I'm taking that any day of the week. If you look at reels right now, I think someone was pointing this out, it's just repurposed TikToks. It's like a lot of it, at least. I think very few people are making only reel-specific content. There are a lot of people making TikTok-specific content that goes viral and people repost on reels.

If it's now okay to streamline it, why the fuck wasn't it streamlined before? Why are you hemming up all these people?

So if I'm in the U.S., I'm like, all right, listen, you could have your data collection service here and influence our elections, influence our culture and do whatever the fuck you want. But we got to have one over there. Isn't that a fair trade? What if China says no?

I think the issue is... Instagram is this like friend slash community based app. So it needs to show you your friends shit every once in a while. Like they're kind of beholden to this thing that we no longer care about. The reality is like we don't care about what our friends are doing until the algorithm chooses something that they're doing randomly and then throws in front of us.

The beauty of TikTok is they're like people pretend like they want to keep up with the jealous with their boys and shit. They don't. They just want to see the next piece of content that's really interesting, it's really engaging, that's dramatic or funny. We got you.

I would just say that with YouTube, like... The goal is a little different. Like YouTube, when I hit that app, I'm like, all right, I'm going to sit here for a little bit and watch a video and kind of indulge in something where TikTok, I even see the way my wife uses it. She's brushing her teeth, throws on TikTok and just let some shit go. It's just this meaningless time spend, right?

Okay. So then they will. And then people realize, oh, wow, the housing shortage goes away quickly when you actually make it possible for people to build out here. So either way, I think that people start going, all right, I think we're done with the leftist policies. Yeah. Progressivism is dead.

That is, or if you're going to bed, you're like, all right, I got 15 minutes. Let me just scroll and find some shit. And I think if Instagram really wants to compete, they just got to knock the friend thing away completely. Yeah.

I wonder if there's anger. I wonder if people are furious or they just find another form of distraction.

What about allowing them like algorithmically to push certain things to us and like affect us culturally?

Yeah. You could make that argument. Yeah. It didn't work. Right.

But they always need to find a way.

Dead.

Who's the biggest threat? Yeah. Who's the biggest beneficiary? Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah.

And then China responded to that, and they were like, we cannot comment on completely fictional rumors. Not really. Now, that could be them just trying to cover up the fact that they're going to sell it. I mean, if Elon buys TikTok and he has Twitter and TikTok, that's crazy. Yeah. That's a lot of... Yeah, that's a lot.

He's got the TikTok guy. Yeah. I think we just need to understand what the real cost to America is. And then we're all just speculating right now, but if some actual independent data came out that this is potentially dangerous and the only thing we lose is a distraction tool for five minutes where kids are just like dancing and lip syncing, I think we can live without it.

But we just don't know that actual cost. And if the actual cost is nothing, then let that shit go. Let them get their data, whatever. It's fun. It's great. We all enjoy it. But if the actual cost is... oh, we found out that China influenced these local elections over here so that they could gain more influence and buy up these hotels and this real estate or whatever. Yeah, that's fair.

If we found that there was actual real impact that was not even dangerous to Americans, but put us on the... the, uh, the, the, the unaffected, unaffected side of a negotiation, then I think it's maybe worth yanking it.

Like, I wonder if even if, if Britain thinks about that when they're selling, you know, large swaths of real estate to outside investors, if they go long-term, like, is this, is this beneficial for us? Yeah. A few developers were able to like make their money back, but what does it look like 30 years from now when 20%, 30% of London is owned by foreign entities? Yeah.

In a microcosm, I think you could look at some of the vacation destinations that impose these kind of rules where you can't buy land unless you're a... citizen of the country. And it's simply because you're going to price out the people who actually live there, grow up there, and don't have the opportunity to just move to another country and find a place to live.

And you've even seen in, I think, Vancouver, they said China bought up all these apartments, now there's this apartment shortage, and there are these apartments that are vacant, and the people that live there and actually grow up there don't have places they can stay, or they do, and they're just absurdly expensive. So I think there is like a A long-term, maybe, concern.

But, you know, this is America. Short-term greed, you know? Somebody's willing to give you $300 million for your building. You don't go, fuck, where they're from. You're cashing out.

I spoke to the guy who is his ambassador to Denmark. So he's essentially... Denmark is the custodian of Greenland. So he's essentially tasked with... I mean, the job of getting Greenland.

I added on some shit to the American Empire like you know if you were if you were a citizen of Greenland and you could be Danish or American and What would you want to be? That's a good point.

Maybe. I mean, there were people lighting shit up. But that's the other thing that's like the reaction to this. It's funny, like the Luigi Mangione stuff, the reaction was people were like supportive of Luigi Mangione. And some people made it about him being good looking. I don't think it was about him being good looking. No. At all. It helps.

You don't just talk over each other. That's just how friendship fucking works.

Like the indigenous population there? Yeah, I'm just thinking, if I'm some Greenlandish Inuit, and that's my life, that's the only place that I've grown up, that's all I know, and I also can go to Denmark. I don't even know if they have EU citizenship. I don't know how that works. Or you could be the exact person you're going to be,

But if you want to pop down to Miami for a few weeks in the winter, there's no red tape at all. If you want to start a business in New York, there's no red tape.

What have we done that before?

But when we touch it, it gets hot.

or y'all could choose that what do you want before we're gonna nuke them we're not gonna nuke them we're just gonna show them be like you're american and they're gonna go uh but we have seven different words for snow and we're like well now it's snow you're american welcome like what do we what's not a negotiation here do we want it yeah welcome

He was like, you got to come visit us in Denmark. I was like, I think I'll visit you over in North America.

Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. I just can't fathom they wouldn't want to choose up.

But y'all can pull up whenever you want. That is true. We can't even vote. You can vote when you move to New York and become a real American. Yeah, I mean, you got a point there. There's a pathway to citizenship.

It helps because it's a little funnier to support it because you can pretend you're doing it because he's so handsome. But like the undercurrent is really fuck that evil CEO. Yep. They're the haves.

I need them to show me one single Greenlandish person who's like, I don't want to be American. I just want to be Danish. Kind of.

We're getting ready to take over. Kwanakokolok or whatever. Are we about to be Eskimo bros? I need a good reason why they wouldn't want to choose up. I'll be honest. I think most countries in the world, if we went to them, we're like, yo, you guys want to be American? I feel like they'd be like, yeah, that's fine. It's funny. I agree with that.

Name one country that wouldn't want to be part of America. You get to keep doing whatever you do. What is the... You build a... What do you do?

Bro, come on, Greenland. Let's not make this more difficult than it needs to be. You can still dress the way you dress. You can still wear your moccasins. You can still eat the whale fat. You know what I mean? Whatever you want to do, you can keep doing. You're also American now. And then if we find some shit underneath the ice that you would have never found...

You get to benefit a little bit from that. So you could either have 0% of all the minerals you'll never dig up, or you could have like 10% or whatever we give the Alaskans.

Yeah. I could be Kissinger.

Exactly. What else do we want? Literally right now, what else do we want? Aruba. Aruba's fire. Aruba's great. We're good. Iran. Iran. Iran. We need Iran. I feel like there's parts of America with a lot of Iranians. Not Glendale. Beverly Hills. Great Neck. Long Island. And it's like, I feel like we have a good amount. So you're good on that? I think we're good on that.

I feel like we got a good amount. I think we're good. What about Dubai? I like the Emirates.

If I go there and I just have an amazing show, you might be ours. I really think that we could have that discussion. Now there is a nice little thing where like we're homies, but it's separate. You want to go shit on a hooker. You can go there. Yeah. Right. You can't do that if they're American. Now they have rights and all this other shit. You just have to sing them Disney songs. Yeah.

I don't want to fucking serenade a whore. I want to eat falafel and then put it on their chest as a cultural experience, Alex. So I think we got to start looking into this. I think Canada needs to cut it out. The 51st state, dude? I think they need to cut it out. They want it. And then just join in, join in. Their healthcare sucks already.

So now it's not free, but at least you can get your tumor scooped out in a timely manner. It's true.

Yeah. Really? Canada's fire, bro. Canada's fire. I want Mexico, too. If it's up to me. If it's up to me.

Is there a way to do it, but none of them can move here? All right, see? No, no, no. This is where it's... Is there a way where they got to stay put, but we get to go there whenever we want?

Is there a way where we can keep them poor so we can take advantage of that money exchange and the desperation of the women? That's the current situation. Oh. Yeah. Okay, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're better looking women than I thought they'd be, to be honest with you. What is that guy's fitted size? That's like a nine and a half, right?

Yeah. This is like, I think we've talked about this before, but, you know, for the billionaire class, right? Yeah. Or the hundreds of millionaires, like the people who actually kind of control things and make decisions. Throughout history, you got to make sure that the poorest people have enough to live.

We appreciate you. Welcome.

India changed the names all the time.

We went back to Mumbai. Oh, yeah, that is true. Yeah, that's true. But what's wrong with that? I don't understand why it's an issue. Like, we call Japan Japan, and they call it... Nippon. Haya, whatever the fuck it is, right? So it's like, we all have different names for things. We're just naming the Gulf of Mexico now the Gulf of America. I think it makes sense.

Hmm.

Like, I don't think Mexico should have to go, now it's the Gulf of America. You keep calling it whatever you call it. Oh, yeah. We call India, India. They call it Hindustan, right? Or Bihar Bharat. That. Hmm. All right. Like, I'm shocked we didn't do this years ago.

Yeah, you know what I mean? The Ukraine. Yeah. We would call them Section 8 until they finish this whole, this war, you know? I need to ask you guys about this. There is one of these, like, marathon whores that had sex with a thousand guys in 12 hours. Yeah.

How is that possible? We got to pay for it. To find out? Yeah, we got to get on the OnlyFans.

I guess, but how can they, are the guys all hard waiting?

88. 88 an hour. How many is that a minute?

A girl fucks a thousand guys in 12 hours. We're like, how do the guys cum so fast?

They can't be below the poverty line because if they're below the poverty line with no hope, like they feel like there's no way out. They're going to kill you. Yeah. And that's history, right? Every revolution has started because of that, right? So I think what you're seeing right now is there are a lot of people below the power line. They feel no hope whatsoever.

It's difficult for us because we don't view sex like that entirely. Like, there's a number where if you go past it, then sex is this emotional beautiful act.

know what i mean like like if somebody went down to colombia there was a friend of ours and like four girls in a night we wouldn't be like oh that's disgusting like how could you you know ruin the sanctity this beautiful connection that you could have with another person yeah but then if one of our boys a thousand girls in colombia yeah he's got he's got eights right like there's like a concern at a certain point right yeah he's dead so what is the number that it becomes a pathology

I think for girls, it's like two. Simultaneous? If girls have sex with more than one guy in a night, that you're a whore forever. Okay. Isn't that sad? Isn't that sad knowing that you've helped that happen?

But it is a girl, like, what is the number, like, what is the number for your girl if she told you a story and she was like, ah, it was some crazy night in college and there was like five guys and it was just like, right? What do you do? You have to break up? Like, what do you do? Oh, yeah, we're done. You're done, right? Yeah. You're done. Yeah.

And they're maybe not going out and killing the CEO, but they are celebrating it or having zero empathy for it. And unfortunately, with the fires, the way that the media has portrayed it is it's just kind of Malibu and the Palisades. And every time you turn on fucking Fox or CNN, they're like, this famous person's house burned down. Yeah. What are you doing?

I'd be like, gross. What the fuck? Yeah, it's kind of more than one, ladies, is the cutoff. But for guys. Well, we can only have sex with one at a time.

sex is putting dick in right i can only put dick in one like but if a girl's getting up the ass and in the pussy at the same time you're just like what the hell's wrong yeah that's crazy you know or if you're like a dick is in her mouth while a dick is in her vagina that's insane and i've done that

girls and even during it i'm like yo you are fucking why would you do this this is crazy this is an insane decision that you made completely sober you were really enthusiastic about did you think we think this is cool we're gonna call you a whore forever

I think she would agree with our perspective on this part. So what is the takeaway from this? Like, do these girls fuck enough guys at one time where even, like, regular promiscuous girls start going, oh, it is kind of gross? Yeah, a thousand percent. Are they going to ruin promiscuity? Like, our generation, or me and Al's generation, benefited from sexual liberty.

Like, we were able to meet girls and have sex with them, and there wasn't that big a deal because it was more transactional, like you said. But are these girls proving that that's actually disgusting and guys actually think that's disgusting?

You think I'm a slut? Yeah. I fucked 50 guys. Double digits. That's nothing.

That's light work. Yeah, what are the repercussions of this? Because it's popular. People know about it. People are commenting. I was just on Instagram. Kevin Love posted about it. He's like, this was our fourth quarter yesterday. I thought it was a funny post.

Now that's funny. Yeah, it's very funny. That's really good. I mean, bro. Yeah, I'm trying to think. What is the lasting cost of... Man. And there's another thing where it's like, she's too pretty to be doing this. She's a pretty girl.

Stop talking about the famous people's houses that burned down. Talk about the school. What's that neighborhood? Altadena they're talking about. It's just like, talk about the poor people who are renting.

Okay? Because there is something so hideous and disgusting about you that even this bucket wouldn't let you fuck. Jesus Christ. Bonk me for free. Let me film it.

And why did she have to make a big thing about it? She could have just went into a Pakistani neighborhood and they would have knocked it out in like 25 minutes. Right? Like, why is she going on social media and asking? Just walk to the grocery store with your kneecaps showing in a Pakistani neighborhood, according to Twitter and where Elon Musk is reposting constantly.

So sad. Is it the end? It feels like a real downer. Usually we can have fun with these things. I'm more sad about this than the fire in Malibu. Right.

No, for real. I almost said only 24 people died, but unfortunately, 24 people died in the California fires.

Yeah. It is odd, huh? It really affected the mood of the pod.

why is it disgusting it's disgusting I mean it is but well like what is explain your feelings of disgust it's worse because I'm a former I'm a former whore if she's ugly I'd be like hey get it in girl but a beautiful girl I'm like this is tragic dude that's a really good point I guess that has something to do with it but no tell me Al what are you saying nah from like being a former whore to have some standards

What a time to be alive. There is this girl doing this for fucking a thousand guys for her OnlyFans or whatever it is. And then, and I'm sure this has been talked about ad nauseum, but there's that other girl who made like 40 million on OnlyFans and she's a virgin.

Also, just the idea, like, if you don't have anything, hearing someone's house that they own burn down, the knee-jerk reaction is to not have empathy for that. Because you're like, I don't even have a house to burn down. Yeah. putting us in this position of have, have nots.

I imagine there's, like, some sexually explicit content, but she hasn't had sex yet. Yeah.

Yeah.

But is this girl 18 years old, or is she... I believe this is the girl that's... Oh, this is not the girl. Sophie Rain. She's 20, it says. So she's 20 years old, very attractive girl, and she's a virgin, but I imagine she shows sexy pics or whatever.

But what does this say about the male psyche? There's far more interest in a girl who is beautiful and not fucking... than there is in a girl who is fucking everyone.

Like if she's showing her boobs, et cetera. I'm not trying to discredit your point. I agree with you. But like, so we're okay with you showing off your body. That to us isn't disgusting, right? It's the second things enter it.

She doesn't, you don't feel that same, like the other girl, you feel gross. You're like, what did this poor girl go through? They're like, sex means nothing to her. Yeah. That it's like dapping somebody up. This other girl, we'd like to believe that she didn't go through that.

she's just a super hot girl and she's, you know, making money off OnlyFans because guys want to see her naked. But that is way more, like guys are paying money to have fake conversations with her on OnlyFans to the tune of $40 million. This girl had to fuck a thousand guys for us to talk about her on the pod and we still don't even know her name. Yeah.

Nobody's talking about like all the landscapers that no longer have work because their entire neighborhood and area that they landscape is melted. Right. There's a lot of people who are fucked because of this. I think the best like portrayal of it is just like, what did you lose in the house? People can relate to that.

And it's not like the Sophie Rain girl is like that much more beautiful than the other girl.

They're both hot girls. Yeah. And the only reason we're talking about the 1,000 guy girl is because she did something that we think is disgusting. We're not going, oh my God, she's beautiful. They're paying 40 million for this virgin because they're like, holy shit, look how hot this girl is. She somehow managed to be this hot and not have sex?

But are there guys that are into the fact that she's fucked all these dudes? Is that like a kink for them?

Do we believe she's a virgin? That's, that's where the only reason I believe it is because she's made so much money that

having virginity attached to it that there would be some dude if he smashed that would come out and be like nah I hid it like think about how many dudes came out and they were talking shit about Travis Hunter and his oh yeah right like wasn't every dude who DM'd her like oh look she's in my DM blah blah like there's a pile on yeah or some hating ass bitch would be like oh no one of my friends slept with her she's lying she shouldn't make all that money ah

You know, I lost all the pictures of my daughter. I lost all the pictures of my family. I lost these family heirlooms. Like I would be sad if I lost those things. Yeah. But when you talk about $40 million Malibu house, also don't even talk about the Malibu house. Don't even bring that shit up. Whether that exists or doesn't exist, nobody want to hear about it. Because nobody lives only in Malibu.

Yeah, there's something unsettling about this.

Yeah. Fuck. Like, you want to talk to her and figure out what the fuck happened. Yeah. I need to know why it's so meaningless. Curl that Schultz is so funny. I just want to get through to him. But y'all don't have girls and you feel the same way too, aren't you? Like, why? I need to know why you don't care at all. Nothing? No concern?

And then where do you go from here? Once you already have that, once you have a thousand bodies in 12 hours, it's like...

But now she can never do less than a thousand. No, no, I think she can go back to normal. But she can't be like, I fucked 200 guys this weekend.

You would watch the doc and not the fucking. Why don't you watch the fucking? What do you think he meant, bro? No, I didn't watch the fucking. No, he watched, somebody did a documentary about it. You watched the gay parts?

That's the only part that I got turned on by, actually. Okay. That's crazy. But there's a guy. That's when I started jerking off. I was like, all right, we're getting somewhere.

I get that. Can I go then? Man, the ego he must have. I wonder if they measure the guys. Shh, shh, shh. Because she got to say you can't have like a bludgeon. Like you can't.

Or just at any time. It's like that's got to be way more taxing. Like a guy with like a 12-ish dick is like taking four dicks.

That's your second, third, fourth house. It's $50 million. Nobody gives a fuck right now. Just point that shit at Altadena. Point that shit at those families. Where are they staying? Are they in motels? Do they have clothes? What do the kids do? Do the kids go to school? That's the only way to get it.

Yeah. It's like a total of inches, really. It's like buying pizza at a cool shop. Yeah, exactly.

We can do the math on this. So the doctor or whatever who was diagnosing her with this, it was like a therapist or something?

45.4.

She took a 45-story building worth of dick. Jesus Christ, Doug. Nice. That's how much dick she took.

No, like for the benefit of America.

Yeah.

I mean, these are the type of women where it's like, you could make them honeypots, you know?

And like, you can still do your horseshit, extract information while you're doing it and, you know, benefit your country. Now you're a hero. But if you want to bang a thousand guys, you got, I don't know if you can honeypot.

It's just so, it's like degrading.

I don't think it's that degrading. I think it's a pretty normal thing. It's gross because it's gay, but outside of that, it's not like a degrading act. Would you rather suck the dick? No, I'm going to get shit on. Yeah, but it's not super degrading. It's not degrading. Shitting on someone. And also, I would rather have someone shit on my back. Oh, obviously, but that's not a choice.

Well, maybe I could negotiate for that. You could charm them. You could probably charm them. My back's actually better.

It's crazy because you don't hear about the... It's death toll also. Yeah. When you hear 25 people died, you're like, first of all, it's tragic. Obviously, 25 people died. But that's like half a school shooting. Yeah, we're desensitized to 25. Yeah, it's crazy. So to us, when you hear all this damage, it's almost like...

I don't think that that's gay unless they nut immediately upon kissing. That would be a surprise. That's gay on them. That would be a surprise if you did not.

But what if you kiss the side and then just shot? Like that. Like, would you look at your wife different and be like, yo, how do you, like, I'm nice, bro. Like, what are you doing that I'm not doing? What am I doing you're not doing?

I don't think it's gay if it's for $20 million. The problem is the motion of moving your head up and down on a dick is super gay, and I'll never get that out of your head.

Not recently.

It's a shower. It's hard to put your hands just in the shower.

I remember my dad doing that. So he would get in the shower, and so he would bust? I don't know. Get it out of my head. You're sick.

I had a little kid towel with the hood on, and I would sit there. And then... And he would finish, and then did he need, like, a... I had to get dressed, bro.

If you resent the people who have and this super wealthy class of people, if you resent them, it's almost like the perfect tragedy because you're like, wait a minute. So all the billionaires' houses got burned down and few people died? Thank you. Amazing. Great. This tapped into that resentment that I had and made me feel good. Now you guys know the pain.

No, no, no.

Oh, shit. You were homeschooled, so you didn't even have friends to tell you that shit was weird.

I know this is a weird question, but have you asked her when the last time was?

Really?

And then she never dated. Never dated again. And you've spoken to her about this. She's not having some one night stands, just having some fun out there. Not the dating apps or any of that kind of stuff.

But you ever ask, you ask your parents, my dad jokes around about it all the time. Like, my whole life he's been joking around about smashing my mom's and also not getting laid. That's not true. No, I know. But, like, I used to hear him fuck my dad. He'd be rocking that shit. That's got to be worse than showering, bro. There's no way.

LA is rallying behind it, and there's a lot of support in LA. But I think outside of LA, and especially if you're a person who doesn't really have much, and you're seeing a celebrity post a GoFundMe for one of their friends, the knee-jerk reaction is like, well, why don't you fund it? You're a celebrity. You probably got hundreds of millions of dollars, which they don't. But you think they do.

And I think, I looked at some of these comment sections. Also, like, Making it about Gaza is just like, bro, the comments like, this is Gaza every day. It's like, nobody asked. We're talking about California right now.

Okay, Mark heard so much absurd shit growing up from his mom. Obviously. Right? So his barometer for what is normal and weird is way off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because politicians make decisions that they have to be accountable for. But I'm... supportive of being critical of politicians on both sides. So if these politicians are withholding funding simply to leverage the tragedy, let's be critical of that.

If these politicians over here withheld funding to the fire department and withheld funding to the things that clear the brush and withheld some or had some policy that affected the amount of water that could be in their reservoirs, hold them accountable for that. Right? I think that political decisions have

uh influence this event so i think we got to hold those people accountable and please believe when politicians make decisions that benefit the city or the state or the country they love to take that credit this is my economy even barack the best it was my economy that he inherited like i guess there's just no right time to talk about those things but it's just like when you in the middle of the tragedy like let's just focus on helping the people

Before you make that decision, can you just kind of show you one move real quick? You're telling me... Hold on, Al.

Dude, that's calm. Like, you shook it like it made noise.

No way. I asked him about the MJ shit. On the way out.

Both were legends. You wouldn't say that. You wouldn't go, Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan did what to you? He'd be like, nothing. He'd be like, see, he proved it.

Now they're both angry. Yeah, what went wrong, man? What happened afterwards?

Show this kid they put down cash for this.

It's real, bro.

I was about to fuck your mom.

I got that from my mom.

Andrew, stop letting your friends run holes in my walls.

No way.

He was like, what's the trick?

They would touch your balls.

We trust the last person that spoke to us. Oh, yeah. Definitely not Russian. Who's he supported by now? Who's... It's actually... Who is it? No, no, no.

Took us to March 2025.

He's like, he likes glizzy.

Yeah, that's true.

We just said it had a lot of protein in it. No, it doesn't.

No, no. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Nah.

I also don't have it. No, I don't have it at all. Everybody's talking about it.

No?

It's one of the most delicious ways to drink bone broth is with kettle and fire. I feel like no one's going to want to buy it if you make a sound.

Yeah, it's fun. This motherfucker, one of these guys was talking crazy shit to me. Saying what? I watch a special, that shit sucked. Whoa, that's crazy. Yeah.

I mean, you're a diehard wrestler. Thank God for that perfectly timed pick for AJ Styles. Well, when did you buy tickets for this? Say again? You bought tickets for this? Yeah, I bought tickets for it. When did you buy tickets for this?

Yeah.

It ain't that. Shut up with your fucking tennis posts. He does these like cryptic little tennis posts.

I know. Not that you got flex when you're on the court, bro. You got a stunt on him.

It's raw.

You're 100% right.

Like months ago.

I'm going to that shit. Like when who was fighting?

No, I mean, if you're a producer, you have the rights to communicate with. She's powerful enough that she can speak up.

No, but Baldoni's very accommodating. And I'm confirming, there can be a million EPs, but as a producer-producer, the ones that would actually win an Academy Award if it got to that point, I think you get four, five, maybe. She's a proper producer on this one.

No.

So your wife should be filled with sexual harassment? Yo, I don't think you thought this through.

He's the boss.

This is like the definition of me too. Is that me too? He's her boss. So if she turns it down, she can feel like, oh, I'm going to get fired.

Now I know. Now I know. I'm going to cover feet too. Because y'all fucking predators over here.

She is more than of age. I love you. I'm sorry for them.

That was good. You do have your mom's feet though.

Hey, Mom, you're getting a Rolex soon.

Anyway, it was fun, yeah. Has that always been a New Year's spot for celebrity rich people?

No, he's like, there's a black guy at his table. Does he play?

No, no, no. Everybody there knows the deal. Oh, really? It's like that in your face with it? Like...

I actually was thinking of somebody else. Who are you thinking of? I don't know. Some other Asian bitch. Thinking of me? That's the thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was thinking of the other one.

You guys. Yeah, what are you doing? Is that who you're thinking of? Son, these are wives, people. Be respectful. You know, gawk at their feet. How about you do that?

Okay. I respect that.

He was talking about the demon shit before, and I'm like, that's so stupid. But I'm on board with this shit. With the telepathy?

All right, Mark, this seems like some bullshit.

Oh yeah, she's like a playing presser when she gets close to some shit.

Yeah, that's some bullshit.

Even when I did it, I 50% believe in and 50% I think I was just hypnotized. Oh, are you hypnotizable? I guess so. That was the first time I tried.

I mean, past life regression is a form of hypnosis.

Yeah. There you go. So yeah, I guess.

Yeah.

If you homeschool your kids, you get that. Yeah, yeah.

Energy's real. Energy's real. Yeah. Nah, the shit that all the weirdo girls with tattoos talk about. You think? Yeah.

He's fucking up the market, bro.

No, I think he was going to offer it, fuck, and then be like, nah, I changed my mind.

What are some other historic giants? Cleopatra.

She must have amazing feet for you to have that, son.

And it's a hard act to follow.

But Jackie had the wonky eye people don't talk about.

I don't know. No? The eyes just throw me off.

Because they're doing the makeup the same. So they're all watching the same makeup tutorials. And so they're contouring the same way. They're doing all the same stuff.

I have no idea.

I got our bag and then also the trip.

And I think we spoke about this last part. Who's that bitch that she had a glow up now? Her face is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lindsay Lohan looks... Oh, she looks incredible. We talked about that. Yeah, I know. Lucy was a joint. Wow. I actually like no makeup. Yeah, I prefer... Well, there is makeup.

I mean, Marilyn Monroe is just like... Stunning both, right?

I got a discount.

You know, I was a little difficult at times. Did your mom fight with? Yeah. What did they fight about?

one it seems to have leaked oh he didn't leak it himself no it wasn't his accounts account that posted it do you think it was like an organized leak knowing him it could be because he's done that in the past but at the same time it's like he wasn't exactly catching the beat the whole time and he's like just reading off his phone it seemed like he was like hey i just wrote this verse i'm gonna send it to somebody to check it out and tell me what you think about it like that's what it seems like because in the video he's like oh you know

It's not that bad. It's just, she's just very particular. And when she gets the drinks in her, you know, she... She gets very Puerto Rican.

I don't know. Like you have them tatted on you. Yeah. Best friends for mad long. You pretty much their careers were coming up around the same time. And they both were number one for the longest. And so it's not clear disses. It's hard to really say that this is a brawn disse. Okay, let's assume it is.

No, her and my, my girl, my mom get along wonderfully. It's always me that she gets.

They teamed up against you. Yeah. They'll speak Spanish, like talking shit about me. And I'm like, I'm catching every third word people.

Maybe it was a business deal. This one's hard. This one's hard because that battle was just such a fun thing for everybody in rap. And it was like, even if I'm a Drake fan and I still was loving some of Kendrick's songs. So it's like you get swept up in that whole shit. Plus, he's Mr. L.A. You're Mr. Lakers Showtime.

Yeah, you want to be at the concert, the biggest concert of fucking the year.

So nothing bad. It was a wonderful trip. I'm sorry. I want to say something bad, but it was fucking amazing. Like we ended a trip on a fucking boat. Like we're all drunk. We're fucking singing karaoke and shit. It was phenomenal.

I can't fathom why. And I think we would have to just ask Braun because it's like, if he, imagine if he's just looking at it like, yo, this is sport and I enjoyed the battle. So now he's not looking at it like I'm sliding the other guy I'm just enjoying.

Back to back, we were kind of saying, just send bottles to Charlamagne.

Was that a good thing?

There were other lines in the song, though, that stuck out when he says he was in the Hamptons getting cultured. They stuck out.

Yeah, because I don't want people to see it. And you want them to see what? What? Nah, we're on vacation. I want to share the vacation moment. Yo, stop it. Just say you wanted them to see your abs, bro. Just say it.

little Wayne was at that same party, the Michael Rubin all white party. And he was like, the only person who said hi to me here was Glowrilla. So I think they have beef. So it's like, Drake is kind of pointing out how everybody is against him right now in this song. Even Wayne? I think Wayne. I think that's a line.

At what point is it you, dog? Wayne didn't really come to his back. Like, he didn't really do anything.

What do you mean, what I mean? Bring up the picture. Why are you playing so stupid right now? I didn't post it. I didn't post it. I only got permission for the story, guys.

Open you, open you. Open you.

Yep. Last thing about this song, Drake is corny for this. Yo, you just have to take the L. He was like, people fell for the gimmick, the Kendrick gimmicks. Oh, yeah. Like, just take the L. Yeah, you both use gimmicks. Yeah, like, stop it.

Nah, Trump needs to put a tariff on foreign box because that American had an American grown box.

I like this. I'm with you. Because the price is too high. Yeah.

For American made homegrown box.

No, but she said that she opened up to Joy and Joy was like, forget about it.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I want to show my mom, bro.

Now she has.

He's trying to learn telepathy so he can flirt with bitches.

I get the- You gotta discuss with HR. You gotta tell HR about it.

Yo, by the way, I'm trying to fuck Janice, yo. That's the only way. No, you and Janice both got to go to HR and be like, hey, we're- Okay, so Skip should have been like, yo, HR, I'm about to offer a 1.5. That's why it's wrong.

I don't understand. I don't understand. Yo, it's good we don't got no women here. It's good. It's good. I would never offer. You can just continue not understanding because you'll never have that problem.

You worked for yourself since you were 22.

I just learned how to walk from these weirdos the other day.

I didn't mean to. I'm going to get my mom two tequilas and she's going to come up here.

In Trump's America, you pussy.

Maybe I'm wrong. No, you are definitely wrong.

It was crazy. If I had a pussy, I'd sleep my way to the top.

If you had a pussy, would you sleep your way to the top? Nah, she's gay.

I guess. Yeah. It's almost like he had the black girl glow up, but.

It's almost like that.

Because you know it's true? Because you know it's true deep down and you can't acknowledge it? Yeah, I need to apologize. I feel uncomfortable. Ain't that what you cuck said? Aren't you terrified? What was all the gay shit you were saying?

You're just built bad, bro.

So he has some Latin gay shit on his shirt. All right, what else? Oh, we done with Zuck?

Don't look at my mom's feet. I'd rather you look at her titties. You posted that picture.

Do you think this was a good time for them to drop it? Because I don't hear people talking about it. It's interesting you say that.

Oh, people listen to it at work.

That I've seen. Oh, thoughts. So, like, it was good. It was good. Isn't it?

I don't know why.

It was a lot. I got distracted. Nah, it's fine. You need two times. The first time I fell asleep to it was the second time.

You can rent it and watch it at home now.

Could you check your mic? Yes, sir.

No lifts.

Go through China. I might sit that one out, but I'll be... What do you mean? I got arrested in Sweden.

That's crazy. We had a wonderful trip, man. It was great. Dog loves the beach now. So now we got to go to the beach more.

I can't. She's so adorable.

Yeah, all the time. Really? Yeah.

I think in the beginning people liked him. He seemed to be young. I just hear everybody complaining about the cost of living. So I think that's what they're all mad about.

No. She got all the shots. She's good. Black privilege.

They're like, yeah.

You were in the high school bed. Oh, yeah, you did just try to put that on him. That was crazy, right? He's a bad friend. He's a bad friend. He was trying to jerk off in your family home, bro. I can't. That's where he started.

So what? You fired up your VPN and you got it going?

Yeah, because of people like Al just shoot on the carpet.

He wasn't going to wear his underwear. It was just that it was washed.

Yeah, but I'm still... Nah, if it's washed, it's fresh. That's what I'm saying.

That shit is not uncomfortable. That's actually a great point. Because you get hard-ons while you're sleeping. Yeah. So it's not uncomfortable? Don't say uncomfortable. That's so annoying that you're saying uncomfortable.

Yeah, it happens with everybody. It's like Hulk Hogan coming out of his shirt. Hulk Hogan.

There you go.

I don't know about the 1.5, but she's cool for a cool mil. That is weird.

Married, loved. She says some of the craziest shit, and it's so genuine, too. Wow, dude.

I rented out my cyber junk. I'm still waiting for it back.

Oh, shit. Damn. Wow.

I was going to visit Vegas, and I'm like, Haven't heard from him.

Give me a Fortnite. I'll be there. Nah, the battery on the Cybertruck is amazing. I go to Philly and back and I still got some battery in it.

Yeah.

He was like, huh, let me find out 1.5.

No, she's Faraji. Skip, he's fucking up the market, bro.

Yes, but y'all look at feet sexually. So now you can't even.

You guys don't even. You'll think a girl is ugly if she has bad feet. You think she's hot if she has good feet.

No, that's fucked up, Al. That's disrespectful. She had the orange ones. The extra heavy. Oh, the 10s? Hell yeah, dude.

Yes.

You think we're going to move over there? We're coming back. Don't ask me what hotel I'm staying at.

I like it here.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Really?

They're doing fantastic work over there.

Yep.

Nope.

Well, exactly.

Right.

For some guy who's like, yeah, this is how women talk.

What is happening?

That was his whole point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, he would be in better shape.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Yes, absolutely.

I thought it was Clinton. No, no, Clinton too.

No, seriously.

He's got to talk to her. He's got to go lie to the entire country. He's the worst day of his life. I have to leave all of that.

He's like, first time I walked into a room. That's genius.

I was like, hey, dude, look at this.

You're really the president.

The tea party and the coffee party. Thank you all for coming.

We do.

Isn't that crazy?

Mark is cool. I'm ready to go.

Solid. I like it. I love it. I'm not saying you should.

Yeah, absolutely.

It is the capital of the world.

God damn.

Come on. Come on. Okay?

Yeah.

It's way more boring.

No. You won't find it.

Yeah. Okay.

Hell yeah.

Oh, that was insane. Oh, is that who you're playing this for? Yeah. Okay. He's incredible. Can you show me that?

What's Agra? It's where the Taj Mahal is. Oh, fuck. Yeah, so I was like...

Yeah, it's getting tough.

you know that's true they get along now right yeah yeah they've always gotten along yeah yeah once you get married that shit gonna switch up immediately they still playing they playing uh playing nice with each other really oh yeah that's not fun to look forward to at all yeah no no the second

No, you're saying if they don't take the two weeks off, they have to pay them for the time they work. So they do unlimited paid time off. They only take three days.

It's like...

We know that.

Jason, that came from me. I don't care about effort.

When I showed him them shoes, he was like shaking as he opened it.

Or you assume you're gay. Yes. Okay. But if a girl ever said to us, like, no guy's been able to, you know, make me come from going down on me, I'd be like... He should try something else.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't ever say I've never lied for you.

Both.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah. Click that one right there that you should. No, no, no. The other one. Go back, go back, go back. All right. That one right there. Right there. That one. No, no, no. Top, top. Right. Yeah, that's when he clicked.

All right, well, what do we got, guys?

No.