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Why is Schulz's mom a Leafs fan?

Andrew Schulz 0:00
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. It's been brought to my attention by the internet, the glorious internet, that my mom was caught outside of a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game recently. Take it away.
I'm really sorry. I came all the way from Scotland. I thought the Leafs were going to win. Two games they lost. It must have been the fact that the guys were so overwhelmed at the size of my massive... They lost concentration. I am sorry. They let me sit on the bench. That's why they lost tonight. They were overcome by Scottish pheromones. They didn't know what they were doing. That's great.
Guest 0:36
That's so good. They let her sit on the bench? I never understood where you got your confidence until that clip. Now it all makes sense.
Unknown Speaker 3 0:43
They might be the most confident people. Maybe they just don't give a... Are Scottish women known for having huge tits? Two for two. I know.
Andrew Schulz 0:52
Most of the women... My Aunt Edith, rest in peace, had huge tits. She looked like Gru. She was like... All upper body. It was just this massive upper body. But a lot of them start to get fat, and then their belly and tits become this one thing. It's just like someone put a square on top of their hips.
Yes! They had to keep them fucking Romans out somehow.
Taylor 1:13
Oh, that's fire, dude.
Oh, man, this girl is awesome.
Andrew Schulz 1:16
Yeah, she's a big one. You know, there's like... The Scottish are so they have like such like a roasty culture. Yeah. They're like, you got to get you got to accept whatever the fuck you look like real fast. So if you're if you're fat, everybody calls you fat since you're a kid. It's kind of like Latinos. Like the fat kid, they call you they call you Flaco. What does that mean? Skinny.

How did American history surprise the hosts?

Taylor 1:40
Oh, okay.
Andrew Schulz 1:41
They'll call you the opposite of what you are.
Taylor 1:44
I knew a Gordo.
Guest 1:45
Yeah. We have like a family name in India. So my cousin, they just call him Golu, which just means round. Just means round. That's just what's called. That's your name to everybody.
Andrew Schulz 1:54
I mean, so then eventually you become like 45 years old and you've been a fat piece of shit your whole life. And you learn how to be funny about it and endearing, and then you just take over the internet. So shout out you, miss. Shout out you, okay?
Unknown Speaker 3 2:08
I was playing tennis with the number one 14-year-old in DR, and she's like a little darker-skinned Dominican, and they're like, hey, nega, nega, nega. Oh, yeah. That's her name. She beat your ass, didn't she?
Andrew Schulz 2:21
Oh, of course. She was nice. 14 years old, bussing everybody. That dude really coming up on tennis, huh? Yeah, dude. Give him some time. You guys got that quick. What'd they call you out there?
Unknown Speaker 3 2:32
Shitty. I really was the weakest link out there. It humbled me quite a bit.
Andrew Schulz 2:38
Do you have a tennis ball on your nail? I do. Oh, wow. Tennis ball on the nail. You know what, dude?
Guest 2:44
I like it. You're like the gay version of her. Yes. You're like that, but for gay.
Andrew Schulz 2:50
i'll take it thank you no because he doesn't want to have fun with it he like that is true like she knows she got huge fat tits and she's a big sloppy girl and she leans into it yeah but you get a little sensitive why is fuck no exactly that's the problem she doesn't think she's flying like she doesn't really think her tits distracted the maple leaf i think she believed that
Chris 3:12
She said it with conviction.
Andrew Schulz 3:14
We need to get you to that point, though. We need to get you to that point where you're just accepting.
Guest 3:18
Yeah, if you were like, I'm not good at tennis because there's no good homosexual tennis players, that would be that. No, there was Arthur Ashe.
Andrew Schulz 3:25
That's a deep cut joke. It was Arthur Ashe. That's a deep cut joke. He died at age? He's the one who died at age.
I didn't even know what I was... And we named a stadium after him.
Andrew Schulz 3:36
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, because he got it from a blood transfusion, dog.
Andrew Schulz 3:38
Back then they didn't know. Back then they didn't know. I think he got it from a deep cut. No, did you really think it was a blood transfusion?
Guest 3:45
Yeah, because it was like the 70s. They didn't even start checking until after he died.
Andrew Schulz 3:49
So there was just some random gay guy getting butt-fucked, cummed in, and then going to Mount Sinai. Yeah, because they didn't know back then.

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