Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1

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What happened during Andrew Schulz's WWE appearance?

Andrew Schulz 0:00
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Listen, I just got to start off the show by saying I did not know that that was going to happen last night at Raw. I mean, Logan mentioned that like, hey, I might like point at you or something like that. And then this fucking Judas runs up on me and tries to make me lie to everybody at Madison Square Garden. If we were at like... The Brooklyn Nets Arena, whatever that's called. Yeah, who cares? Okay, I'll lie all day. I'll do whatever bullshit you want for the wrestling, right? Not in Madison Square Garden. So I tell him the real, which I think you should do to someone who I thought was a friend. The guy invited me to his fucking wedding last week. So I have to tell him, like, listen, nobody's fucking here to see you.
Andrew Schulz 0:34
You're not even wrestling tonight. His ego is so fragile, he grabs me, he pulls me over that front of my wife. Yeah. That's pretty emasculating. It really is. I just put out a special about how my balls don't work. Yeah. And now I get bent over a railing in front of my wife.
And in front of Dove. Both of them. Both of my wives.
Mark 0:49
Both of my wives clutching their pearls. Just say the word, man. If it's on a cypher load or something. Yo, I'm going to be honest with you.
I was shocked that you didn't pull up, bro.
Mark 0:56
No, I didn't try. I was a little too far back.
We didn't far back. You were like second row or something like that.
Mark 1:01
I saw you. It was a little too much effort. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz 1:04
Honestly, I felt let down, bro. I felt let down. Because I had my boys right there. I had my boys right there, and I thought you were going to jump in that ring. Thank God for AJ Styles.
I mean, you're a diehard wrestler. Thank God for that perfectly timed pick for AJ Styles. Well, when did you buy tickets for this? Say again? You bought tickets for this? Yeah, I bought tickets for it. When did you buy tickets for this? I gotta check my calendar. Wait, wait, we bought the tickets for it. Like months ago.
Andrew Schulz 1:28
Yo, months ago. Like the second it was announced, I was like, oh shit, Raw's coming out.
I'm going to that shit. Like when who was fighting? When Seth Rollins... They were going to be headlining a steel cage match. Have you ever fucking seen a steel cage match? Never. I've actually never. Before yesterday?
David 1:43
I've never seen a steel cage match.
Yeah, and it changed your goddamn life.
Andrew Schulz 1:46
Yeah, I thought it was sick as hell, to be honest with you. Yeah, so did all of us. That's why 18,000 people were there. Okay, to see that, not Logan Paul, you fucking jerk. Okay? And you guys couldn't have my back. You could have had your moment, okay?
David 1:57
He got brand new Air Force Ones. He wasn't going to ruin them for that.
Why don't you take off your shoes like that little Asian girl wrestler that came into the room?
Brandon 2:05
Medicine is going down!
You know, that was the best moment ever. Mark got a video.
Andrew Schulz 2:13
That was cool.
She was cutting her promo, and she was just leaning into that accent.
Andrew Schulz 2:17
She was going for it, though. And she slapped the shit out of those girls, man. I like that. I like that kind of energy.
Mark 2:22
You saw the jewelry fly everywhere? Yup. Yeah, that was fire.
Andrew Schulz 2:25
Yeah, I like that kind of energy.
Mark 2:27
You saw a dove reaching for it.
Alex 2:32
Jim.
He's like that thing from Fantastic Beasts.
Andrew Schulz 2:45
Anyway, no, Logan needed to get his, bro. I ain't gonna lie. I thought that was crazy. Yeah, that was messed up.
Mark 2:49
So we'll see what happens. He gotta check in when he comes back to New York.
Andrew Schulz 2:52
No, he gotta check in. Matter of fact, I might go to your wedding now. I wasn't gonna go, but I might go to your wedding. I might hit you with a fucking suplex. Okay?
Mark 2:58
Oh.
Andrew Schulz 2:59
I also just like to point something out for the historic record. I think I'm the only person in wrestling history to be pulled over a railing, thrown down on the floor like a rag doll, rolled into the ring, put in a suplex, not officially suplex, and still jumped on a top rope.
nobody in the history of wrestling has done less to get on those platforms so you look at it he was like fuck it I'm gonna go I wasn't gonna do it and AJ was like yo go do it go jump up there and I was like I ain't gonna ever get this opportunity again

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