Dr. Drew

Same thing. Same with the getting on the roller coaster, the Matterhorn, when we went to Disneyland. Sonny broke down and started to do the, I want, and Lynette looked into his teary eyes and said, you don't, and I, you have to go. And then it's mama, daddy square down in the not so okay corral going on to the Matterhorn because I'm like, let's, let's do it. And they're given the, yeah. In the meh corral.

Oh, wait a minute. I gotta get that. Let me try it again. Try it again. In the meh corral. With the nuts that were okay.

Well, yeah, but it's not connected to... It's not so okay. Corral. It's three steps too far for anyone to follow that. It really is. All right. Allison, did you get that joke? I didn't get it. I'm sorry. All right. 0 for 3 and then the 350,000 people. Sean Green and Sean Green was better than the Matt Corral. We got a 4 and a minus 4. Look out, world. Taking over the comedy world.

It's more efficient than the grassroots version, where you just tap people on the shoulder and tell them individually your ideas. TV, books and things like that, yes. Flyers on windshields, things like that. Just don't have as high a batting average as just the straight, pure-lined audio. Good day, Gina Grad. Good day to you. Nan Balbryan. Yukon. Wow, true. Easy now. Salty language.

Okei. Voi kaveri, olinko minulla pysynyt pysyvän odotuksen pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän? Ensimmäisenä, kone, joka on laitettu paikallaan, jotta säilyisit elämääsi, miksi on se, että pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän pysyvän

Ongelmallisesti, eikö? Ne kaivavat, kun niillä on ruokaa. No, mutta tässä on ongelma. Ei tarvitse kasvaa rahaa, jotta saa enemmän elämää. Kyllä, mutta annan sinulle todella hyvä esimerkki.

So I moved into a house and sort of by law it's like one of those things you have to yank the toilets and put the low volume ones in and then you must have a smoke detector in three rooms. Something of that nature. So of course when you tell the person who's selling the house here's what you got to do. You get the cheapest fucking toilet and you get the cheapest smoke detector you can find and just slap it up so you can check the box. So

I had one going off in what I would call Lynette's room. Lynette has a sort of officey room thing that's off of my... I don't call it lady cave because there's some confusion. I was hanging out in my gal's lady cave. There you were.

Siellä oli hieman mustaa. Ei mitään. Sinun täytyy kerätä kohdallaan kerrallaan. Kivetä kivetä. Olin siellä ja kuulin laajan bateriaa. Olin tekemässä asiaa, jossa on aina epäonnistunut, kuinka poistat heidät, heidät pysyvät ja pysyvät, kuten näyttää olevan. Siinä oli aivan yhteyttä siitä, mitä voit saada. Oletko aina yllättänyt, että asetat vielä enemmän?

It requires no battery. It shall not accept the battery. It's not hardwired. It just has an internal battery that when it's done, it's done. And it's such a marvelous device that it lasted all of nine weeks before it was time to go. So you pull it off, you twist it and pull it off, and underneath it is just a big paper sticker with...

kirjoja, jotka ovat niin pieniä, että he, jotka tekevät kalliograafia rauhassa, jättäisivät kappaleita ylöspäin ja sanoisivat, että ei, en voi tehdä sitä. En voi tehdä tätä.

Katsotaan sitä, ja se on kuin... Kaikki, mitä olin katsomassa, oli, että sinä olet pysynyt. Sinä olet pysynyt. Katsotaan uuden. Missä on bateria? Ja... Siinä on hieman pieni, super-kysymyksiä. Se on plastiikka, joka tekee enemmän flexiota, kuin se tekee muovia. Joten en ole varma, onko sinä muovannut sen A- tai B-puolelle. Mutta minä muovin sen. Okei, luulen, että loppuin sen. Ei, ei, se on edelleen menossa. Lopulta...

I just go, does it take a battery? Where's the battery? Turns out there's just a sticker on the back of it. Turn around the front. You always do this one. There's that thing that you push and then it scares the shit out of you because it tests it. Beeps in front of you.

Joten aloittain ajattelin, että pysyvän sen ja laittaisin sen uudelleen minun ruumiin ja lopettin tuon. Se meni ulos ja otin uudelleen. Se meni ulos, meni ulos, olen täällä nukkumaan, aion lopettaa televisiota. Kaksi tai neljä iltaa myöhemmin toinen meni ulos. Toinen pysyvyys hallinnoissa meni ulos.

I pull it off and this time I hand it to Lynette and I go, read this thing. I can't, does this thing take a battery? And it's like, no, it does not take a battery. Okay, is there any way to stop it from doing the low battery chirp? Well, no, because there's no battery to replace and there's no switch that switches it off on the back of it. So I then again take it and go put it in the closet next to the other one. Join your friend.

I think there is a weird switch. I'm not sure what it does. It didn't seem to do much, but I put it in the closet and it drowned it out. Bring it in here. So we can take a look at it. I might, but it's going to have to be... There's going to be more than one trip. Because... I then started hearing it go from the closet. And I just thought...

I want this thing to shut, but it doesn't have a place where I can drop in a Phillips head screwdriver and undo it or pull the battery out. It's contained. It's completely contained and sealed. It's a $7 thing that has a battery in it that's supposed to last five years, but this thing has been sitting in a fucking warehouse in Bangkok for fucking four years and 11 months, and then it got delivered to my house. I think that's what happened. There's no exposed wires or anything?

No anything. There's nothing in kind. So it's just... It's a shitty... I don't know. Gary will find... I don't know. If you just tweet... If you just Google in the cheapest, you know, battery... Gary, Google Adams fire detector. It's a smoke detector where the battery can't be changed, but it's not hardwired. That's the one you're going to need. So...

I literally put it in the sink and drown it. I'm just going to bury it in water. I'll treat it like a bomb or something. I'm going to short circuit it. Have you seen fatal attraction? That thing's coming back to you. It starts chirping again. And now it's doing this low volume chirp, but it's still enough to bother me. And at a certain point,

Because I just get pissed off, I literally just take both of them, open the front door and just chuck them out under the driveway. I just threw them out in the front steps and it's raining outside. I'm like, let them just sit out there and just make their very... They're not doing the low battery chirp at this point. They're doing a disgruntled employee chirp. Like, I don't know about this guy. It's not a... Hey, boss! God damn it! Over here.