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Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

Or Olga is. Oh, yeah, Olga. Oh, I'm gonna have some crosswords for her. She's the mastermind. She's the one that needs to be taken to task. Listen, when I pay you to raise my son, part of that money goes to teaching him between right and wrong. Do you understand me, you witch? You're wasting my time now. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh, that was Brian. Sonny, you there? All right, Sonny, I need you to find that envelope with the money. Look at this.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

HyvÀÀ tietoa on, ettÀ on lupauksia. Miksi? Miksi lupauksia? Miksi lupauksia? Miksi lupauksia? Miksi lupauksia? Miksi lupauksia? Miksi lupauksia? Miksi lupauksia? Miksi lupauksia? Miksi lupauksia? Miksi lupauksia? Miksi lupauksia?

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

I should have put one of those explosive dye packs in there. You better make it a hundred dollars. All right, now listen to me. Daddy's angry. I want that money back. Do you understand me? Yes. All right, now you go find it. Where is it? Go find it right now. Okay, I'll try to find it, okay? Where did you hide it? I didn't hide it, dad. Go find it.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

Go find it, give it to mommy. Go find it, go find that envelope and give it to mommy. Okay. Give it to mommy. Count it, first count it, then give it to mommy. Well, listen, mommy, I think... Tell him to find it. What happened? Well, there was money...

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

All right. I don't know. The greatest moment in podcast history. I don't know what happened. There was money on the table. I was counting the money on the table.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

At home? No, here at the shop. Sonny had commented on the money on the table. Then Drew brought in an insane person he met on Twitter. That person was sitting where I, after I got up and walked to the back of the shop, I found the insane person sitting where I was sitting. Then the money was missing. I assumed the insane adult had taken it.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

But I didn't know that your son... That's Olga's son, how dare you. Sorry, you and Olga's son could have engaged in such behavior. That I did not know. Now he commented on the money, and he also commented on the envelope. Mm-hmm. That envelope may be somewhere. It's a red flag. Yeah. A white envelope, red flag, yeah. Mm-hmm.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

I don't think he took it. Well... Could he have been a witness? Did he see the insane woman? Don't ask. He said no, he didn't take it. What's he gonna say? When we found the 40 on him, he said he was keeping it safe. Yeah, but he tells me the truth. No, don't... He's a criminal mastermind! This lie is nothing to him! Yeah, he's Kaiser Sosa. Look, tell him to walk you upstairs and to take you to the envelope.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

All right, I'll tell you what. Pump about a thousand cc's of sodium pentothal in him. I keep it in my underwear drawer. I'll text Gary back with the answer. All right, tell him to take you to where he put the money. Okay. But don't keep saying you didn't take it, did you? No, no, no, I won't. Pretend like he took it, would you please? Okay. All right, thank you. Bye. Thank you.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

Same thing. Same with the getting on the roller coaster, the Matterhorn, when we went to Disneyland. Sonny broke down and started to do the, I want, and Lynette looked into his teary eyes and said, you don't, and I, you have to go. And then it's mama, daddy square down in the not so okay corral going on to the Matterhorn because I'm like, let's, let's do it. And they're given the, yeah. In the meh corral.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

Oh, wait a minute. I gotta get that. Let me try it again. Try it again. In the meh corral. With the nuts that were okay.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

Well, yeah, but it's not connected to... It's not so okay. Corral. It's three steps too far for anyone to follow that. It really is. All right. Allison, did you get that joke? I didn't get it. I'm sorry. All right. 0 for 3 and then the 350,000 people. Sean Green and Sean Green was better than the Matt Corral. We got a 4 and a minus 4. Look out, world. Taking over the comedy world.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

It's more efficient than the grassroots version, where you just tap people on the shoulder and tell them individually your ideas. TV, books and things like that, yes. Flyers on windshields, things like that. Just don't have as high a batting average as just the straight, pure-lined audio. Good day, Gina Grad. Good day to you. Nan Balbryan. Yukon. Wow, true. Easy now. Salty language.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

Okei. Voi kaveri, olinko minulla pysynyt pysyvÀn odotuksen pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn? EnsimmÀisenÀ, kone, joka on laitettu paikallaan, jotta sÀilyisit elÀmÀÀsi, miksi on se, ettÀ pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn pysyvÀn

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

Ongelmallisesti, eikö? Ne kaivavat, kun niillÀ on ruokaa. No, mutta tÀssÀ on ongelma. Ei tarvitse kasvaa rahaa, jotta saa enemmÀn elÀmÀÀ. KyllÀ, mutta annan sinulle todella hyvÀ esimerkki.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

So I moved into a house and sort of by law it's like one of those things you have to yank the toilets and put the low volume ones in and then you must have a smoke detector in three rooms. Something of that nature. So of course when you tell the person who's selling the house here's what you got to do. You get the cheapest fucking toilet and you get the cheapest smoke detector you can find and just slap it up so you can check the box. So

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

I had one going off in what I would call Lynette's room. Lynette has a sort of officey room thing that's off of my... I don't call it lady cave because there's some confusion. I was hanging out in my gal's lady cave. There you were.

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

SiellÀ oli hieman mustaa. Ei mitÀÀn. Sinun tÀytyy kerÀtÀ kohdallaan kerrallaan. KivetÀ kivetÀ. Olin siellÀ ja kuulin laajan bateriaa. Olin tekemÀssÀ asiaa, jossa on aina epÀonnistunut, kuinka poistat heidÀt, heidÀt pysyvÀt ja pysyvÀt, kuten nÀyttÀÀ olevan. SiinÀ oli aivan yhteyttÀ siitÀ, mitÀ voit saada. Oletko aina yllÀttÀnyt, ettÀ asetat vielÀ enemmÀn?

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

It requires no battery. It shall not accept the battery. It's not hardwired. It just has an internal battery that when it's done, it's done. And it's such a marvelous device that it lasted all of nine weeks before it was time to go. So you pull it off, you twist it and pull it off, and underneath it is just a big paper sticker with...

Adam Carolla Show
Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)

kirjoja, jotka ovat niin pieniÀ, ettÀ he, jotka tekevÀt kalliograafia rauhassa, jÀttÀisivÀt kappaleita ylöspÀin ja sanoisivat, ettÀ ei, en voi tehdÀ sitÀ. En voi tehdÀ tÀtÀ.