Dr. Drew

You'll know it when you turn it around, Gary. This one's $15.99 and has a self-contained lithium-ion battery that can't be replaced. Does it have a big, huge paperback on it with a thousand words? Yes, it does. Yes, yeah. It's close enough. It's like Sanskrit. There's nothing. Mine is cheaper than this one, Gary. Lower profile and has more words on it that circumnavigate the entire back of this thing. So you can check that out. But it's going to be more in the $8 range. Either way.

I just go... Next week, Lord of the Jungle. Fuck it. It's going outside. And I just throw them outside, and it's raining. Could that bother the neighbors? It's not doing the full chirp. It's doing... I'm worried. I'm thinking about the neighbors. It's down to this weird sort of... But it's doing this thing that's enough to bother me, but it's not the full blast, low battery, high decibel chirp.

So I throw it out and I just throw it outside. I'm like, look, I'm just going to throw it out. I'll throw it out tomorrow morning. It's raining outside. Lynette and Natalia are off at some play. Sonny and I are watching the Seahawks game. And there it is. It'll be sitting by the front door. And...

Of course, at 5 a.m. this morning, I'm awoken by what is now the full chirp. Oh, it's back. Now it's back. Now the full chirp. And it was just like... And it's outside, but I can hear it pretty fucking clearly, and so can Lynette. I'm no mechanic or electrician, but that sounds haunted.

Have you looked into that? Maybe an exorcism? I gave it a fucking exorcism, okay. I said, okay, all right. And poor Lynette had no idea what was going on. Like, why are they out on the front porch? I thought you put them in the closet. 5 a.m. is no time to have that discussion. No. Why they're out

No, and it's fucking freezing and it's 5 a.m. and it wakes Lynette up first and then it wakes me up and then we both get up and we go out and now we're outside and we get the fucking thing and it's now chirping loudly and I'm holding it and I don't know what the fuck to do with this thing anymore, but I have a sink.

Ja se on yksi cast ironin variaatiolla, jonka koneella on keramikko. Aikaiset 60-luvut. Aikaiset pienet. Ei newfangled farmer's sinks eikä stainless steel sinks, vaan ne, jotka väivät 200 poundit. I just take one of these sinks. Yeah, but not the new cool ones. The old iron ones. Okay.

And I just fucking take it and I fucking stand back and I chuck it as hard as I can inside the sink. And it breaks into a million pieces and then does this novelty cartoon.

I just fucking pick it up and I fucking chuck it in. There was nothing more viscerally satisfying. I was yelling, fuck you! I threw it and they smashed it. I'm sure the house is on fire right now. But I just threw it in there and it still went like... The end of a little trip.

Tämä on tämä asia.

Se oli koko elokuvaa. Sitten otin toisen ja laitin sen takaisin. Se ei tehnyt mitään ensimmäistä kertaa. Päätin sen ulos ja tappasin sen ulos. Sinä tappasit sen ystäväsi. Minä tappasin molemmat. Detektor on detector crime. Jos haluat mennä paremmin, pysy jiffi-pohjaan. Silloin kuulet, että kaupungin voi olla kiinni.

Sanoisin vain ensimmäisenä, että näitä, joita ei voi vaihtaa bateriaa... Se on vihreää. Mutta he antaa kärpiä, jossa on vähäinen bateria, mikä tarkoittaa, että jätä minut pois, mutta en ole varma, kuinka voimme pysyä pois sinua, kun et pysyä pois kärpiäsi. Voit vaihtaa kärpiä? Kyllä. Vaihdat koko ympäristöä. Sanoisin, että... Koko asia. Kyllä.

And probably the amount, unless you get another one that you're stupid enough to get the exact same model. But I mean, it's basically saying, I'm $7.59, throw me away. That's so silly, because in the same time it'll take for the battery to die, you could have gotten one that needed a...

Nine volt. Yeah, 90 cent battery is what I'm saying. But then we wouldn't have had this story. No, I'm not saying that, I'm saying this would be foolish for some people. Yeah, you're right, this ultimately robbed us of this story. Also, it's... Thank you, cheap homeowner. It's sort of, they should kind of be illegal, because the hardwired ones are fine, and the battery ones are fine. This is going to require either me or Lynette to get off our collective asses and go replace it.

Katsokaa, kun se on asunut koukkoon, ja pää on tullut pois, ja joku sanoo, että minun täytyy saada 9-voltin, kun menen supermarkkinoihin. Se on sinun radarissa. Tämä on mennyt, isä on mennyt, ja joku pitäisi ajatella, että minun täytyy mennä ostamaan yhden. Ei, että minun tarvitsee bateriaa, mutta minun täytyy mennä ostamaan yhden.

cannot be more than seven dollars for this item, number one. So the time of removal and replacement is not even worth it, number one. Number two, I suspect this shit sits on a shelf for a long period of time, and then it comes in anyway. All right. I got to tell you, baby, if you're running the heat at night and you got some kids, carbon monoxide

I've had the poisoning before. It's the easiest way to go. It's why everyone used to take themselves out in the garage that way with the garden hose. How does it happen with the heat?

Ask vitis gariolitis. I understand that it happens. I mean, what happens that causes the poison? What happens is something goes wrong in the system. I mean, you have a system where there's a fire burning in a sheet metal box that is up against the side of your house or up in your attic or whatever it is. Something goes wrong with the venting. Somehow something gets clogged or whatever mechanically goes wrong and this thing starts venting back into the system or into your house.

Koska olet syönyt, ja koska olet syönyt, menet vain enemmän syötä. Mennät vain Michael Jacksoniin. Se on sellaista asiaa, jossa jos kävelet yöllä, ja menet, että, wow, tuntuu, että olen tyhjällä tai tyhjällä, tai mitä tapahtuu, niin otat ylös puhelin, mutta olet syönyt, menet vain myöhemmin syötä. Jos joku oli...

An IV where you didn't even feel the prick of the needle go into you and they did it in the middle of the night. That's that's that. That's what happens with carbon monoxide. So prevent all that. All right. 1704. Come up next. We have Adam Carolla show 787 featuring Jason Mayham Miller, Alison Rosen and Brian Bishop from all the way back in 2012.