Dr. John
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Not a problem.
So in terms of just pure statistics, I think what we'd call musculoskeletal injuries are still going to be the most common.
Well,
So musculoskeletal meaning sort of like, yeah, literally just falling out of bed, you know, spraining something, breaking something, those kind of things.
Popping a hip.
Yeah, that kind of thing, you know, back strain, that sort of stuff.
But in terms of the ones that actually make it to us, usually it's because, yeah, most people won't actually admit that, you know, they were having sex when, you know, they've hurt themselves or sprained their
whatever.
They'll make some other excuse.
So we don't really know.
But the ones that actually do make it to us are usually, yeah, where, you know, you've got something stuck up a bum usually.
Right.
Yeah, those sort of things, yeah, they usually can't get them out themselves, so they come to us to give us a bit of a hand.
What sort of objects are we talking about?
It never ceases to amaze me what people think to put up one's bum.
But it ranges anything from, you know, okay, yeah, I kind of get, you know, dildo vibrators.
Okay, that makes
That's cool.
And then you go, okay, yeah, if you're going a little bit more creative, you look at a cucumber, you look at a banana.
well.
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