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We absolutely do.

We shake them up for the show to add vibes and energy to the show.

It's working.

It's working and it's squirting.

That's what we call that.

So what's amazing is that while this is an incredible, perhaps one of the greatest starts of the show ever, why don't we take it one step further and have the first comedian be the record holder for all-time appearances, normally the closer of the show.

Thank you.

One of the few living members of the Kill Tony Hall of Fame.

Some people call him the Memphis Strangler, the Vanilla Gorilla, the Titan of Tacoma, the Weirdo of Washington.

This is the Big Red Machine, William Montgomery!

My mother was watching the news the other night and she heard people talk about doxing one another.

She goes, honey, what is doxing?

I said, oh, it's when two guys get in a ring and punch each other with their dicks.

The waiter walks out and goes, who ordered the amberjack?

I raised my hand and he sets it down in front of me.

I look and I say, wait, this has whiskers.

Have I literally been catfished?

Can you imagine if you were a flat earther, like a depressed flat earther, and one day you tell your flat earther friends, I really can't take it anymore.

I'm just going to walk this way and I'm never going to stop.

And they're all like, no, don't do it, no.