Dr. Ryan Martin

Well, I walked out and it lit up both my crotch and my ass on their little monitor. And the guy was like, sorry, man, we got to pat you down. And he took me aside and I think I got a trainee. And he was a little rough with me, man. Was he? Yeah. And it was a rough pat down.

Well, I walked out and it lit up both my crotch and my ass on their little monitor. And the guy was like, sorry, man, we got to pat you down. And he took me aside and I think I got a trainee. And he was a little rough with me, man. Was he? Yeah. And it was a rough pat down.

Well, I walked out and it lit up both my crotch and my ass on their little monitor. And the guy was like, sorry, man, we got to pat you down. And he took me aside and I think I got a trainee. And he was a little rough with me, man. Was he? Yeah. And it was a rough pat down.

Was he using more palms, you think? Palms are denser.

Was he using more palms, you think? Palms are denser.

Was he using more palms, you think? Palms are denser.

No, he told me. He walked me through this. Here's what I think happened. I think because he was a trainee, he felt the need to do a real good job.

No, he told me. He walked me through this. Here's what I think happened. I think because he was a trainee, he felt the need to do a real good job.

No, he told me. He walked me through this. Here's what I think happened. I think because he was a trainee, he felt the need to do a real good job.

And so he told me. They're going to know.

And so he told me. They're going to know.

And so he told me. They're going to know.

Yeah, because my supervisor's watching. So this is why I'm telling the story is because I'm going to grant this guy some grace and just say he's doing his best. He's got a new job. He's trying. He's trying really hard, maybe too hard. Yeah. But he did the thing where he put his hands like this and he patted me and he walked me through in advance. He told me what was going to happen.

Yeah, because my supervisor's watching. So this is why I'm telling the story is because I'm going to grant this guy some grace and just say he's doing his best. He's got a new job. He's trying. He's trying really hard, maybe too hard. Yeah. But he did the thing where he put his hands like this and he patted me and he walked me through in advance. He told me what was going to happen.

Yeah, because my supervisor's watching. So this is why I'm telling the story is because I'm going to grant this guy some grace and just say he's doing his best. He's got a new job. He's trying. He's trying really hard, maybe too hard. Yeah. But he did the thing where he put his hands like this and he patted me and he walked me through in advance. He told me what was going to happen.

He also had to go up and down my legs.

He also had to go up and down my legs.

He also had to go up and down my legs.

Oh, yeah. That's a big one kind of. Yeah. It's like if you just ask me if something's on my legs, I'll tell you honestly.

Oh, yeah. That's a big one kind of. Yeah. It's like if you just ask me if something's on my legs, I'll tell you honestly.