Drea Lee

Thank you.

I'm Dre Lee and I'll be your childless cat lady for the evening, which I suppose is a step up from crazy cat lady.

And since so many people are having an issue with what the definition of lady is, and I don't want to be accused of any stolen valor, full disclosure, I have had a hysterectomy, which is for a tumor, not trans.

And on a man, I like things a little more au naturel down there.

Foreskin, not hair.

It's kind of like a reverse mullet.

A little longer in the front and shorter in the back.

Once I was dating a guy from a country I didn't know a lot about, so I did some research and found that 92% of the men were circumcised.

So cut to the first time we were fooling around and drunk me blurting out disappointingly, Wikipedia said this would happen.

Thank you.

I will take that as a compliment.

I used to do cat grooming, so I just used to shave pussy.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, and then it was COVID and I got really sick.

With COVID or the... They said no, but they diagnosed me with chronic fatigue syndrome, which is just like they don't know what's wrong with you or how to fix it or anything.

working like 70 hours at the cat's place slash a grocery store.