Drew Afualo

And you know what happened, though?

You did, actually.

Thank you so much.

First of all, thank you.

Second of all, I was in that church, and I was like, I know if Jesus is here, and God, and whoever the hell else was part of that thing that happened then, they would be...

riding with us gay people I think so they would love us Jesus are you kidding me yeah he was the one that would love us he loved lepers there's no way he wouldn't love a gay please if he loved lepers come on now I'm saying there's no way didn't he like he like threw a table over he was like stop it because he was like everyone accept each other right he did that he loved whores I wasn't Jesus Christ superstar when I was 12 I know what happened I was fucking there he loved whores he loved it all okay he loved everyone so like why me a whore right

Said whore, mind you.

Lesbian whore.

Femme princess.

Why could I not be in the room with JC?

Right, with JC and the big boys.

And the big boy God.

And I'm singing my heart out about eating out a girl.

Like, oh my God, kill me.

Jesus Christ.

Please.

Don't they want lesbian whores in the church?

I'm saying, but don't they want us there?

Then maybe I'll start showing up.

Hang on.