Drew Afualo

Period true.

And did I win a Kelly Award?

You know what was another one is, I had some gay cousins who had a similar thing who loved Artie from Glee.

I think every single person should have to work in the food industry.

I was a server in college once.

I think every single person should have to either prepare food for people or serve food to people because it teaches you a lot about humanity and it teaches you a lot about how unhygienic places are.

I was 16, mind you.

They let me open and close the store by my lonesome.

In the daiquiri ice tub in the Baskin Robbins in South Lake, Texas.

I had grown men coming in every day being like, the usual for me.

This is my first day here.

Also, their usual, a large praline milkshake.

Yeah.

You know how large, this is how big a large is at Baskin Robbins, dude.

That is a large milkshake.

Period.

And then yelling at me when I'm like, sir, we ran out.

Now, I did not know Golden Corral had decorated cakes.

That's your culture.

They had little carrots on every slice.