Drew Afualo

And like his family, it was kind of shocking to me because my family will sit and fucking yap at a meal.

Like we will chat a bitch down.

We love to talk.

And that's like half the fun of going out to eat is chatting.

The point of food is to gather upon it.

So I literally, like, we love to chat.

And this was my first time ever going out to dinner with them.

They don't really chat.

Like, they talk a little, but then they mostly just eat, which is kind of strange.

It's tough for me.

So, of course, for me, I'm like, this audience needs a performer.

Yes.

You're like, give me the mic.

give it to me so i was like i need to tell a story of course so i was like going down my list of all my heavy hitters and i was telling one about a dog and like normally you know you like when you workshop a story so many times that you have all your your points where you hit yeah and you're like this is where they die then i close with this like that's how i like measure a story and i get to the point where typically people are are busting at the seams i'm

gut busting everybody.

Not one laugh.

And I was like, I was so shocked by it that I literally was like, and he lived and everything was fine.

So I just like wrapped it up after that.

Normally it goes for another 10 minutes.

I cut it short.