Drew Carey

And I'm acting like an idiot, just like drunk out of my mind. Fucked up drunk, but in a really good, happy way. Like, we got to do something with Drew. And somebody had the idea, let's put Drew in a wheelchair and wheel him out of here. So they got the Disney guy to get a wheelchair, put me in the wheelchair, and they're going to wheel me out of there, which they do.

And I'm acting like an idiot, just like drunk out of my mind. Fucked up drunk, but in a really good, happy way. Like, we got to do something with Drew. And somebody had the idea, let's put Drew in a wheelchair and wheel him out of here. So they got the Disney guy to get a wheelchair, put me in the wheelchair, and they're going to wheel me out of there, which they do.

And I'm acting like an idiot, just like drunk out of my mind. Fucked up drunk, but in a really good, happy way. Like, we got to do something with Drew. And somebody had the idea, let's put Drew in a wheelchair and wheel him out of here. So they got the Disney guy to get a wheelchair, put me in the wheelchair, and they're going to wheel me out of there, which they do.

And I'm in the chair just like fireworks going off.

And I'm in the chair just like fireworks going off.

And I'm in the chair just like fireworks going off.

I enrolled in Kent State. I filled out the paperwork.

I enrolled in Kent State. I filled out the paperwork.

I enrolled in Kent State. I filled out the paperwork.

One year they honored me and put me in the homecoming parade, and I think I got an honorary degree and met the president of the— This is the only degree I have from Kent State now. Yeah. They really treated me right once I got famous and had money.

One year they honored me and put me in the homecoming parade, and I think I got an honorary degree and met the president of the— This is the only degree I have from Kent State now. Yeah. They really treated me right once I got famous and had money.

One year they honored me and put me in the homecoming parade, and I think I got an honorary degree and met the president of the— This is the only degree I have from Kent State now. Yeah. They really treated me right once I got famous and had money.

Well, I was in the reserves when I started doing stand-up. I was just at the end of my sixth year. About to finish up my sixth year in the Marines when I was like, okay. And then when I decided to do my first amateur night, that's just how I had my hair. That was once a month. The drill was once a month. What are you going to do? You can't grow your hair out. So that was just my haircut.

Well, I was in the reserves when I started doing stand-up. I was just at the end of my sixth year. About to finish up my sixth year in the Marines when I was like, okay. And then when I decided to do my first amateur night, that's just how I had my hair. That was once a month. The drill was once a month. What are you going to do? You can't grow your hair out. So that was just my haircut.

Well, I was in the reserves when I started doing stand-up. I was just at the end of my sixth year. About to finish up my sixth year in the Marines when I was like, okay. And then when I decided to do my first amateur night, that's just how I had my hair. That was once a month. The drill was once a month. What are you going to do? You can't grow your hair out. So that was just my haircut.

And then the glasses. The Marine Corps, I don't know what they do in the Army. In the Marine Corps, they call them BCGs, birth control glasses. That's what the drill instructor called it. That's what every other Marine called it. I don't know why they officially just don't call them that. But even when you're getting ready... Don't forget your BCGs. I got to go get new BCGs.

And then the glasses. The Marine Corps, I don't know what they do in the Army. In the Marine Corps, they call them BCGs, birth control glasses. That's what the drill instructor called it. That's what every other Marine called it. I don't know why they officially just don't call them that. But even when you're getting ready... Don't forget your BCGs. I got to go get new BCGs.

And then the glasses. The Marine Corps, I don't know what they do in the Army. In the Marine Corps, they call them BCGs, birth control glasses. That's what the drill instructor called it. That's what every other Marine called it. I don't know why they officially just don't call them that. But even when you're getting ready... Don't forget your BCGs. I got to go get new BCGs.

Nobody would just say glasses. Oh, God, that's really funny. It became a part of your brand, right? Well, that's how I look. And the thing is, back then I was broke, stone broke. Paycheck to paycheck, shift to shift when I was waiting tables. I had cash on Friday that lasted the next week when I got cash tips. And that's how I was living, literally counting my pennies.

Nobody would just say glasses. Oh, God, that's really funny. It became a part of your brand, right? Well, that's how I look. And the thing is, back then I was broke, stone broke. Paycheck to paycheck, shift to shift when I was waiting tables. I had cash on Friday that lasted the next week when I got cash tips. And that's how I was living, literally counting my pennies.