Drew Nickens
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I know we recently talked about the engagement stuff.
Not always good, okay?
I used to date this guy, and he had a thing.
where he would piss in mason jars.
butt scooted down the stairs.
Hey, it tasted better than it smelled.
Like orange, do you get to pick the color, or was this just what they gave you?
No, it's one color.
It's kind of a bold choice to be the only one.
I don't know what to do for the wedding.
There's a bad one I heard.
Yeah, you look like a guy that puts syrup on ketchup.
Yeah, I'm a big, I'm a big, that's the first thing I look for in a comedian is a likability factor.
Even though you're dressed like you play trombone in the Mighty Mighty Ballstones.
Wait, he said somebody, who said you look like Kevin Bacon?
Some girl in high school.