Duncan Hyde

Those are magic, magic war stories.

Before we wrap this up, I've got a clip.

I'll put it in the podcast notes of a bloke who was handing out his music on lollipops.

And so you put the lollipop in your mouth and you bite down on the stick and it plays the song through your teeth and your head.

Now I've heard of everything.

That's a good gimmick.

How sick is that?

It's the same as those runner's headphones that go above your ears, but you can still hear it.

And so you can hear the traffic going past or whatever.

It's a really odd sensation, knowing that you haven't put any earbuds in your ears, but you can still hear the music perfectly fine.

They had these security guards over in Germany when we were there for the music awards, had these pads on their throat.

They had like a strap that went around their neck and pads on their throat.

And they had no, like, or maybe it would have been attached to an earpiece, but they'd just talk and it would just pick it up out of their neck before it came out of their mouth.

So you wouldn't have to go, well, there's a fucking punch up on the dance floor.

They'd just go punch up on the dance floor, keep their mouth closed.

Crazy.

Yeah.

Well, this has been an enjoyable episode.

Shit, here's a wad.

Oh, jeez.