Dunk

It was uncomfortable at first but then it really started to burn.

It kept getting worse and worse and I was literally starting to panic

when I realized I had residual pepper juice on my hands when I went to the bathroom.

It just kept getting worse and fucking worse.

It was really early and no one else was at work yet, so I went to the janitor's closet, got a couple of rags and a pail of water in the sink, and when I got back to my office, I stripped down completely naked and spent the next half an hour half dunking the tags in the cold water and placing it on my junk.

Nothing I was doing was helping, and I was really panicking by now, and I was actually thinking about going to the hospital.

After another half an hour or so, it started to get a little bit better to the point where I stopped panicking and I settled down a little bit.

Throughout the rest of the day, it still burned, and I must have went to the bathroom and locked the door at least a dozen times that day, checking my junk to make sure there wasn't any permanent damage.

That is a level up from the accidental deep heat on the nuts, eh?

geez when you're playing rugby at the start of a rugby season you know you're a bit tender and you're probably using dp to whatever and then start sweating down your back if it's on your back it goes down your butt crack i've had that before that's a fucking ride i've done what this bloke just wrote about have you yeah yeah making hot sauce at home the exact same thing not using gloves it's the oil from the chili pepper right you know what yeah but to undo it right because you know how milk is a base get a cup of milk and then just

Yeah, that's a nice touch, that.

i mean that's a great great for you but it's skim milk or you recommend a blue top are you you want a silver top yes ice cream would have been ideal to be honest a tub of vanilla but um we didn't have any we've definitely had that before and not for radio and a broccoli broccoli no he was there's a guy that

He'd seen better days.

Got us an offer, Radio G. Do we want to round this episode out with a Real Heroes of Real Estate?

I feel like we should.

It's been a while since I've done one of these.

Real Heroes of Real Estate.

you know exactly how i'm talking about it's the ones that go the extra mile for their marketing of the properties uh and this one here is chandler thomas and chandler thomas is from frank albert realty holy bisexual green batman on today's episode of bungalows and more you can't afford i hope you have a bdsm kink because the only person you're calling daddy is the bank

if you've got a funny one comment below obviously um we'll send them into us um and then we'll get it in there i think that'll do for today yeah it's bloody good fun i need some lunch probably brain starting to fail a little bit well i started listening to a book i think i mentioned this last week and i finally started listening to it it's called the five o'clock club but weird at the start of being completely honest but it's um about how successful people own the mornings and get up and get done while other people lazy people are still sleeping basically

and so i got up at five o'clock this morning and i was um smashing out the novel radio prep and a bit of radio prep and stuff and it actually felt great because then i had heaps of time for the gym yeah yeah i can tell yeah yeah hey um