Dunk
speaker
907 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 14 May
Dunk’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Why would you take one?
So I did and boy oh boy, I did not realise at the time what a mistake that was.
Fast forward a few months and I was in early and killing time and noticed the pepper sitting on the shelf behind my desk.
I thought it'd be a good idea to open up the pepper and collect the seeds and try and grow my own pepper plants.
Fucking idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
I went ahead and removed the seeds and carried on.
About half an hour later I collected the seeds and I had to go to the bathroom.
I did and when I got back to my office I sat down and I started to feel a burning in my crotch.
It was uncomfortable at first but then it really started to burn.
It kept getting worse and worse and I was literally starting to panic
when I realized I had residual pepper juice on my hands when I went to the bathroom.
It just kept getting worse and fucking worse.
It was really early and no one else was at work yet, so I went to the janitor's closet, got a couple of rags and a pail of water in the sink, and when I got back to my office, I stripped down completely naked and spent the next half an hour half dunking the tags in the cold water and placing it on my junk.
Nothing I was doing was helping, and I was really panicking by now, and I was actually thinking about going to the hospital.
After another half an hour or so, it started to get a little bit better to the point where I stopped panicking and I settled down a little bit.
Throughout the rest of the day, it still burned, and I must have went to the bathroom and locked the door at least a dozen times that day, checking my junk to make sure there wasn't any permanent damage.
That is a level up from the accidental deep heat on the nuts, eh?
geez when you're playing rugby at the start of a rugby season you know you're a bit tender and you're probably using dp to whatever and then start sweating down your back if it's on your back it goes down your butt crack i've had that before that's a fucking ride i've done what this bloke just wrote about have you yeah yeah making hot sauce at home the exact same thing not using gloves it's the oil from the chili pepper right you know what yeah but to undo it right because you know how milk is a base get a cup of milk and then just
Yeah, that's a nice touch, that.
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