Dylan Carlino
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98 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2025
last heard Jun 2025
Dylan Carlino’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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True.
Okay.
I'm so glad you asked.
28?
Oh my God, no, thank you for having me. I'm so excited to be here. Also, my relationship with Usher was my mom's best friend growing up, was like sickly and sexually addicted to Usher and would talk about him constantly. Yeah. So whenever I think about Usher, I always think, oh my God, Joanne's man. Yeah.
She came back from Vegas. No, I mean, he's hot. Usher is hot.
Of girls at the TV show?
Oh, a lover.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm nervous. Wait, tell me, what is it? What's the difference?
Do I talk shit? Because that answer is yes. Um... And actually, you know that I take it back. I like am a hater. I really am. I think because I hate almost everything that other people do and it bothers me.
Yeah. I love what I love. And I love that with my whole heart. And there are certain people that I would, you know, obviously die for. But yeah, everything else, actually, I do hate.
I love it. Oh, my God. Girl talk raised me. It's the only thing I know how to do. Girl talk is, like, how... It's, like, ruining my relationship with men because they don't know how... I, like, didn't have any male friends until I was, like, 25. There's, like, so many things I learned about, like, talking like a girl that I had to, like, stop doing with my male friends.
Like, something that men don't do is when somebody walks out of the room, you don't talk shit about them. And...
No, they just go like, they just leave and they go like, oh, happy he was here. Or they have like no comment where like I'm used to like a girl walks out and you kind of all look around and be like, can you believe that she brought potato salad? Like she knows that I'm allergic to raisins.
Hello? No, they don't do it.
That is shocking.
They don't know each other well enough to talk shit about each other. Like... We are friendships. We like, I, my best friend could be in the room. She's acting weird. I know she's acting weird because her and I were having gotten into a huge fight and she always acts like this and she's done it for 15 years.
So when she walks out of the room, I'm like, you know, this is her issues with men and the way that she lives her life. And like, this is bothering me because she's now affecting my life. A guy could, men like, not to be dark, but like kill themselves. And all their friends are like, we had no idea he was going through it. It's like, yeah, cause you guys don't talk.
No, I have like severe ADHD. And so the, if I was a girl thing is something that I've been doing with my friends for years. Like, and it was always my friend's favorite bits. Like girls, I would see a girl do something and I would either be like, oh, if I was a girl, I would do that or I wouldn't do that. And I would kind of do like a little thing for my friends and they would love it.
And then one day I was like, I should put it on socials. But no, when I'm doing it, Like, the first video I ever did, it was, if I was a girl, I'd flush my tampons down the toilet. And it was because every time I walk into a bathroom, it says, don't flush anything other than, you know, toilet paper. I would think, oh, if I was a girl, I would flush my tampons down the toilet.
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