Dylan Carlino
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98 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2025
last heard Jun 2025
Dylan Carlino’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I know that's about me. But I did come up with the phrase, and then, like, the initial, you know, premise, and then everything else is just improvised.
Wow. Yeah.
And then I look at my messages to see what girls are begging for their names to be used. They send me hundreds of messages, please do a Claire. And then I just don't say anything and I grant their wish.
I'd probably get more traction if I did reply comments doing their names, but it seems like so much work to do that that I'm like, I'll just pick it and do it. Or if girls come to my live shows and they ask for their name, I'll do it there. But other than that, no, it's all improvised.
My favorite girl, I did one, it did really well. I did this girl named Sierra and she smells her boyfriend's dick when he gets home late.
I think that one's my favorite. I also do love a girl named Veronica who goes by Ronnie. You know, things like that.
I liked like hard stances. You know what I mean?
You know what's funny? I mean, like, I literally... You know what? I was just, like, a fat gay kid for so long that, like, I was like, well, nobody wants to fuck me. But everyone's always laughing. And then I became obsessed with stand-up. And I was like, well, I was working at, like, a gas station. So I was like, well, I would love to do stand-up. And then I just kind of started doing that.
And then once I started doing it, people's reactions have always been like, wow, you're, like, pretty good at this. And then I was just like, oh, I guess I must be naturally gifted. Yeah.
Gifted from the God. One of the chosen ones. God didn't give me a good body, so I had to learn how to make people laugh.
I wasn't. I thought you were going to bring up her arrest video where she was like... One of my favorite videos.
I'm an American citizen on American soil. Thanks.
You know what was great about that is that she got that video. And I think within 48 hours, she was on a daytime talk show with her brown hair being like, I have police officers in my family.
Oh, I just watched Sweet Home Alabama for a game. I think one of my favorite movies of all time.
I think every day this week I've looked in the mirror and said, what, they run out of soap down at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?
I love white trash. It's like my favorite thing. You know what's so funny is that the girls come to my shows and they'll be like, please do a black girl name. And I go, no. I'm like, there's no way I'm going to do it. If I was as a white guy starting to do like black girl, Latino girl content, I go, no, drew a follow will rip me up. I don't even know her. And I'm scared of her.
There's no way you're doing that.
I did. Yes, I was at every sleepover. I did not have male friends until my 20s. So I always joked that I was like socialized female. Because it was like, even the teachers when they like, remember, they would like separate us by the gender. They'd be like, hey, we're going boys over here, girls over here. Dylan, you can hang out with the girls. Like, I had no male ally.
Yeah, so I just thought, I actually had the realization where I was like, oh, this year, in the last year, that I was like, oh, I'm different than other gay guys, not to be like that.
Because I thought we were all kind of like this, and now I realize most gay guys, you know, they start with girls in high school, and then they go to college and make a bunch of gay friends, and then drop all of their girlfriends, and then they just hang out with each other. Yeah. I went right from my small town, lived there until I was 23 with all of my girls.
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