Ed (Ed Larson)
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805 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 24 Jul
Ed (Ed Larson)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Or someone talking over you.
But the truth of the matter is, if you're going to die before your time, getting ripped apart by gators or stomped to death by an elephant is a pretty righteous way to say goodbye to Earth.
It may not be as rad as your wingsuit not opening during a base jump or being consumed by lava while banging a reindeer or in a hail of bullets at a Klan rally, but getting ripped apart by animals can be a fun way to go.
And if you got children, they'll never pay for another drink for the rest of their lives.
Think about your kids.
I really wanted to put together something extra scary for you all this episode.
So I stretched my brain to combine what is the most pure primal fear that swims around the hell soup that is my mind.
And something I've learned since joining the show that now fills me with dread.
Largest fear?
That's simple.
Going to prison.
Yeah.
I dream about it all the time.
It's a fucking nightmare.
It's the worst.
No one believes me!
There's no fate worse than rotting in a place where laughter is met with violence, where your cellmate is just as scary as the guard put there to keep you safe from them.
Prison is a place where...
where you go to be forgotten, a place far away from society, a place made to destroy you mentally and physically.
Rehab seems to be an afterthought these days.
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