Ed Helms

Not really related to what we're talking about.

No, I know you have two kids, and I have two children as well, and at bedtime we have a joke where I say, come on, guys, let's get in bed.

I'm going to tell you some boring stories.

And I tell them mundane stories, like I was pulling into the parking lot at the grocery store, and they're just like...

And I fall asleep.

And as we've been talking, I'm like, do you ever sit and tell your kids snafu stories?

Horrible tragedies.

You should.

I mean, leave the tragedy out because they'll snooze before.

Yeah.

No, not this stuff.

Although one of my favorite bits in a movie is, does anyone remember the movie The Great Outdoors?

Sure do.

Okay, so there's an amazing... One person over there did remember it.

There's such a dumb throwaway joke in that movie, but Dan Aykroyd tells... He has these creepy little twin daughters in the movie.

I have twins.

He tells them the story.

They're like, can you tell us a bedtime story?

And he's like, yeah, sure.

Okay, so he tells the story.