Ed Larson

oh see the thing is you can have 72 teddy bears you just can't care about them this guy well he's it has to be something because i have 10 stuffed animals full disclosure you like yeah that's i got 10 stuffed animals you're a cute guy yeah i enjoy you're a cute guy i mean half of them are orcas yeah what am i supposed to do give them to you yeah yeah yeah i don't buy them i bought a couple i bought the doodong i like the doodong

They gotta do something.

Organize the teddy bears again.

Who fucking knows?

I wish I had someone to go through my DVDs.

They're all going to get locked up except for him.

That is really going to help.

I voted stickers and wear them on random days just to confuse people.

We got it at the show.

I like this shirt because I like wearing it pantsless.

Because it looks like I'm Mariah Carey and it's just my balls are hanging out.

Is that what Julie says?

Oh my god, Mariah!

How did you get in here?

Mariah, your balls have gotten so big.

You know, piggy is a term of endearment, and I'm sick of people making it an insult.

Julie understands my love of Piggy, and she knows that when I say Piggy, it is a compliment.

It's a compliment to her.

Because pigs are smart.

You're smarter than a fucking toddler, I'll tell you that much.