Ed Larson

That's right.

Cal Dante went from martial arts to martial farts.

That's right.

That's right, because he got fat.

He got fat.

He is unhealthy.

Also, he did, which has only ever been seen before by Artie Lang, in which he got fatter on coke than off of it.

That's why I love the women around.

That's how you know where the healthy girls are in Los Angeles.

I can see that.

If I did cocaine, I'm sure I would just be like, well, I want a sandwich.

Just power through it.

Yeah, some people do it to keep drinking.

I do it to keep eating cheese steaks.

My restaurant owner at the poor house, he loved cocaine.

You know, there was a brief time there where he wasn't doing it, and then all of a sudden I knew he'd gotten back on it because I got a call at 4 a.m.

telling me the soup sucked.

I feel like every once in a while I just have to remind myself I don't like this guy.

I feel like last week, you were really trying hard to be like, you know, he's an asshole, but it's so hard, man, because Count Dante is one of my favorite Americans that have ever been born.

Except for the fact that I don't like his behavior towards women.