Eddie Pence

Homeless people have the internet.

How do you think that Sidney Sweeney's so popular?

You know what I mean?

How do you think these guys are out there doing this?

That's her bot army.

She hires... I thought her breasts made her popular.

You'd think.

But no, it's actually her homeless bot army, which she's been working with quite a bit because her breasts are actually installable.

Oh, really?

Yeah, they come off by season.

she sheds them oh she goes yes every once a season she goes out to a tree she goes to a tree and she rubs against the tree until they fall off and she makes them into slippers of course never waste a piece of sydney sweeney's tits that's the native american axiom yeah you know they look at sydney sweeney's breasts and they're like you can get a lot of water in those

You know, that's what I'd say.

If I was a Native American, I'd make a nice hat.

I'd make a real nice hat.

I tell you that much.

You take the meat out of them things, put it right on your head, that would be a nice hack.

How?

With a scooper.

There we go.

Now we're good and offensive.