Eddie Pence
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He took testosterone.
I guess I was back then, too.
Yeah, you were taking weird stuff because of football and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he's been doing this looks-maxing thing, which is essentially just, like, hardcore...
Very non-healthy ways to make yourself look a specific way for the Internet.
Kind of like the human Ken doll?
He's also this thing called hard maxing, which is, again, utterly useless.
It does not work like this, where they use a Theragun and smash up.
They do try to smash up the bones to make your bones more, your chin bones and your cheekbones more pronounced.
They use it on your face.
It's stupid.
I bet it feels good on your sinuses, though.
For a second, it does.
Honestly, Bill, I can do it for you.
I love getting my face, get the sinuses.
Yeah, when you get up in the meat, you can hear the squiggers go through your cheeks.
Yeah, that shit's nice.