Eli Doubletap
speaker
8,402 appearances
44 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 6 Sep
Eli Doubletap’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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video.
I think it's in maybe he can't drink.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was afraid.
The water away.
It's crazy.
They put the uh the vaccine into the uh source of the bite.
So when we're in high school, one of my buddies was trying to save a raccoon from a storm drain like a like a dumbass.
So he went and grabbed it like it was a cute little cat or whatever, like under the armpits.
Plot
the second it like hit the ground, they had that moment and he thought it was a Disney movie where it's like, I saved you.
And he's like, Thank you, sir, and like runs off in the woods and he was like he sets it down and it immediately went at the tip of his finger.
So we had to take him to like an instant care place and they put his finger in a brace, because it bit him on the tip of his pointer finger, put it in a brace, and this needle was like that long and they went down into the tip of his finger.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
And injected it like into the
G.
I.
tracked Joe.
I'm sorry.
I requested more.
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