Eli Doubletap
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I love those pictures of those old-fashioned baseball teams where it's like none of these people could even make it on a fucking pro team nowadays.
Then again, I mean, they all look like John Daly, who's still like one of the top in the sport.
Watching, well, that's true too.
True.
A lot less running in golf.
It's like fucking daily when they did the new Happy Gilmore movie.
They're like, he can't nail this shot.
And he was just like popping shots in that shoe on the mantel in their room.
They said they were going to do it with CGI.
Yeah.
I didn't see him wrestling.
I saw him striking.
Well, he's 80 pounds bigger.
He's 80 pounds bigger.
Well, I know.
It's going to get all clumpy in my chest hair.
But it looks like I've been rolling around in mashed potatoes.
How well does it lubricate?
It was developed by a doctor and it works for 72 hours.
Show some respect.