Eli Doubletap
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8,402 appearances
44 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 6 Sep
Eli Doubletap’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Never let that down.
So every time she came up in a movie, it was like, mmm, Rashida Jones.
At least you caught yourself, like, in the scene.
Yeah.
Cause it will even like Indiana is in a mutual combat state where I'm from.
Cause it's state by state, but like we get in fistfights at bars and shit.
And then the cops would separate you and they'd ask you, so you, you know, you're fucking up another guy or whatever.
And they go, do you want to press charges?
And you go, no.
Well, they'd ask.
They'd be like, the other guy's not pressing charges.
Do you want to press charges?
Like, no.
And then they're like, OK, well, then just fuck off.
Go home.
i concealed it and he's like that was a fucking felony he's like if i was a dickhead cop i could have arrested you exactly exactly that's where officer discretion comes in like cops don't have to fuck you on everything if you deserve it yeah fuck them on everything but you don't have to fuck everyone and everything was yeah because i had a kind of the equal opposite of that where i like got pulled over and i was speeding well allegedly i was speeding
Uh, had hands on the wheel, had that conversation with the officer and he was like, you know, license, uh, proof of insurance.
And I was like, my license is in my wallet, in my back pocket.
I'm going to reach for it.
I go proof of insurance and registration is in the glove box.
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