Eliza Orlins

No, it's not.

I don't even, I couldn't even tell you the last time I had a double stuff Oreo.

Like, I don't even know that I've ever had a double stuff.

Like, I feel like a regular, like, why did you mess with perfection?

Thank you.

I mean, I like it too.

Like, you twist it open and you're like, right, you know, but.

The appropriate amount.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I separate it.

milk's favorite cookie that's the whole point but like dairy milk oh yeah that's all the rage again whole milk right what are you a republican or something i mean i'm in a red state drinks dairy milk two gallons a week with double stuffed oreos i know i don't know my bones are strong i'll have you know yeah caroline levitt and uh aren't they didn't they do a whole campaign like they're doing they fucked up her photoshop

Soy boy.

Is that why you drink whole milk?

Sorry my answer took too long, but I just had to think about it.

Well, David, I'm thrilled that we're having this conversation because as horrible of a topic as this is, like it genuinely couldn't be more imperative that folks understand what is going on and how they can protect themselves.

You know, I think that mass surveillance has been going on for a very long time, but the ways in which it is getting more and more nefarious is fascinating.

Deeply alarming.

And so everyone should be aware of this big like dragnet that they've created and the ways in which they're funding it so that they can keep eyes on every single thing that you do in your life, essentially.

Yeah, listen, I think that a lot of folks think about being surveilled.

And I know this.