Elle Duncan

Yeah, I want you to wear a Georgia hat, and I want you to, whenever you are spoken to, preface any of your comments, regardless of sport or subject, with a Go Dawgsickum.

Cool?

Well, I did see a story that said that pennies could be going for a million dollars at auction or something, which feels like an AI-generated story.

But I didn't do any research, just like anybody else on social media, so I'm going to go with it and go, if that's the case, I have a treasure trove of pennies in my kid's piggy bank, and I promise you I'm going to raid it.

I don't care.

Let's be real.

Even when I was broken, I would throw pennies away.

Like I would.

I'd be cleaning out my car.

You're like cleaning stuff up, and you're like, I'm not going to go find my wallet for a couple pennies.

I'm going to toss them in the trash.

And that's what I did.

I threw them away.

How broke were you?

Oh, ramen noodles.

And like ramen noodles, but then one pack, I'd stretch out for two meals.

So essentially, I was getting away with like $1.50 a day in meals.

I mean, I was fat and bloated.

I was fat and bloated.

How do you make ramen stretch out to two meals?