Elle Duncan

I feel like there is more to this story, but I'm just going to go El-yeah because...

I'm not going to lie, at first glance, that looked like a different part of the family.

We all saw it.

It looked like shriveled.

It actually, my son is four and he stood up in the bath yesterday and he goes, I promise you yesterday, and he grabbed his balls and he goes, what's inside of these?

That's literally what I said.

I was like, it's a really long story.

But now I can tell him what's inside of that is the Dolphins logo.

So I'll go with that.

Well, the thing is, guys, I literally don't know what the ball part is and what it's made of.

So I just said, oh, it's just like ligaments and tendons and muscles.

I wasn't going to get into the semen part because he doesn't know what that is.

So I was like, it's muscles.

Hell yeah.

I just think it's asinine to believe in this whole big-ass universe that we think that we're the only ones in it.

That's wild and crazy to me.

Plus, also, the government literally said aliens exist.

And they never did.

Hell no, for me, dude.

It's the whole point is that you get to go to the vapid wasteland dump that is Jacksonville one time a year and partake, and I know this because I lived in Jacksonville, and partake in the festivities.