Elle Duncan

is that Georgia will take a golden shower on the golden shower.

I stand by everything I just said.

What kind of joke is this?

Ugh.

You're not Voldemort.

You're not Voldemort.

I mean, I will absolutely speak your name and say that I lost a bet.

I don't have concerns about having to do that because when Georgia wins, ooh, what do I want from you?

Yeah, I want you to wear a Georgia hat, and I want you to, whenever you are spoken to, preface any of your comments, regardless of sport or subject, with a Go Dawgsickum.

Cool?

Well, I did see a story that said that pennies could be going for a million dollars at auction or something, which feels like an AI-generated story.

But I didn't do any research, just like anybody else on social media, so I'm going to go with it and go, if that's the case, I have a treasure trove of pennies in my kid's piggy bank, and I promise you I'm going to raid it.

I don't care.

Let's be real.

Even when I was broken, I would throw pennies away.

Like I would.

I'd be cleaning out my car.

You're like cleaning stuff up, and you're like, I'm not going to go find my wallet for a couple pennies.

I'm going to toss them in the trash.

And that's what I did.