Em Schulz

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11,852 appearances 12 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 4d ago

Em Schulz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 12 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 6.

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They're just not even trying. podcast-host

You um Bless their hearts. podcast-host

I've never told you the debacle. podcast-host

Uh our listeners know about this, but um it was a real uh podcast-host

uh heavy beat in it last year for Halloween I did an Instacart order and I thought I was getting was it Frankenstein? podcast-host

Yeah. podcast-host

I got a c a condom. podcast-host

It was a condom costume. podcast-host

And I was like, How did we get here? podcast-host

And then I ended up finding out that it actually was my fault because my finger slipped and I pressed something. podcast-host

Even worse than a condom, by the way. podcast-host

Did you know they sell sperm costumes? podcast-host

No. podcast-host

And so at first I was like podcast-host

How did we get from Frankenstein to condom? podcast-host

But honestly, maybe they were sold out of the sperm costume and he thought he was doing me a favor. podcast-host

But Totally. podcast-host

I'll tell you, when I didn't know that I had clicked that, I was like, How the fuck did we get here from Frankenstein? podcast-host

he has the scar there, you could like rip his forehead off. podcast-host

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