Emily Pogue

She's like, tourist.

Absolutely.

And if you ask a New Yorker for help, like directions or like any kind of thing you need on the street, they will help you, but they will help you rudely, which I love.

I love that.

In terms of their level of help, it's actually super kind, but they will do it using brief language, barely looking at you, might not even stop while they help you.

To a stuffy upper crust Brit who is saying, how dare they go trouserless on the tube?

How was my accent there?

Perfect.

Thank you.

Fantastic.

You sounded like my mum.

What would you say?

What would you say to said Brit?

Yeah.

Who's like upset and offended by the trouserless tube ride?

Excellent answer.

All right, well, in keeping with public semi-nudity, let's go to a public fully nude story.

We go to the state of Louisiana in the U.S.

where a woman took off her clothes...

and jumped into a neighbor's pond not even pool a pond because i imagine uh i imagine you need to be in a pond instead of although in the article it later says pool i don't know paul yeah i was gonna say when i read the article it does say paul but in the in the title the headline says pond so i'm only going by the headline because we're headlines only on this show